Going to Fractured Reality on LJ. Hopefully.

[buyatoaster]

In the name of the three bloomin' graces, will you stop nagging me? You want story-time, talk to Dorothy. Or Chris. Go on, ask him 'bout the time he caught a pigeon and showed it off to his mates 'cos they'd told him he needs to get himself a bird. That's a decent one, 's far as childhood stories go.

I don't do 'em. Childhood stories. Had a mum, had a dad, had a great waste of space of a brother. 's all you need to know. You want more for your "app", use yer brain. Make it up. Don't seem to have any problems doing that most of the time.