on going to a few games (into_spring/itsjustagamerp)

[bambis]

Finally you plan on taking me somewhere after that failure you made before. Don't worry mun I forgive you as long as I get to take Sasha and Brown Bear.

( He then opens his mouth in shock after finding out that there are no Turks anywhere. )

What? That's like Captain America without Iron Man in a steamy fanfic! Yes I have been reading those alongside you in your head.

( J.D. tilts his head back and imagines Steve and Tony making out for a bit then being inturrupted by their creators. He then shakes his head a bit. )

Anyways you should really find me a Kim or maybe an Elliot so I don't have to start my romanctic life all over again.

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[by_the_horns]

A guy like you has a love life?

How could I resist this?

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve stares for a few seconds before blushing brightly.] Like me and Tony in the fan fic?

[bambis]

Yes I do, thank you very much.

( He holds back a sob. )

Unlike you.

you failed to resist my charm ;3

[bambis]

Ah!!

( He screams then hides under random table. )

Please don't hurt me.

( So many ideas of what Steve could do to him run through his mind. )

And I love to embarrass him

[like_a_gerbil]

[Wincing at the scream, he flails mentally. That really wasn't the reaction he was expecting, completely confused over why he was supposed to hurt him.]

Wha - why would I hurt you?

[by_the_horns]

[She sniggers]

What makes you think I don't?

yess all the embarrassed feelings

[bambis]

S-So you aren't mad?

( He comes out and smiles. )

Well uh...

( Get your act together Dorian! Don't act like a fangirl. )

Youknowfanficsaresoweirdand...You know what forget what happened, I'm John Dorian nice to meet you.

[bambis]

Being in love with your sister doesn't count!

[by_the_horns]

..I don't HAVE a sister!

[like_a_gerbil]

Nah. I know about those stories. [He had the feeling that Tony read them and left comments about how inaccurate they were. Which was more disturbing than someone admitting to reading them.] And yeah, they can get kinda weird.

It's a pleasure to meet you too, John. Sorry that I scared you. Didn't mean for that to happen.

[bambis]

Well then being in love with a plush animal doesn't count either buddy!!

( Trying so hard not to look at her chest. )

[bambis]

Call me J.D.

( He smiles brightly. )

By the way I didn't choose to read them my mun did and I was forced to.

( Liar. He rolls his eyes up then back down. Damn Steve is sexy regardless of the fact that J.D. is very straight. He could possibly replace Brown Bear. )

[by_the_horns]

No, No I think plush animals would be more your thing, Mr. String Bean.

[bambis]

Oh no you didn't.

( He makes a hand movement. )

By the way I must ask are those real?

sorry I didnt' see the edit in time xD

[by_the_horns]

Oh yes I did. Plushie lover.

[She gives him a bit of a glare, of course they're real! How dare he doubt her.]

Yes of course they are, can't you tell?

it's cool~

[bambis]

Well uh I am a doctor and they look pretty fake. I mean if you grab a fork and stab one air will just ooze out.

[like_a_gerbil]

[And Steve once again proves that Captain America can make your sexuality invalid. While having no idea that he's doing so...]

Course you didn't. [And he wasn't going to deny his mundane's interest in those fics. Or how much of them might be true.] So you're going to those places without your - uh - Tony?

[by_the_horns]

[Angel rolls her eyes.]

Well they ain't fake- You can't be a very good doctor if ya can't tell.

[bambis]

Well I'm sorry I just don't deal with those kind of issues.

( He stares down at her chest and imagines them exploding. )

[bambis]

Yeah it totally sucks but at least I have my scooter Sasha and Rowdy.

[by_the_horns]

[Well Angel could tell why he was single at the moment.]

Hey I have a secret, wanna hear it?

[ragerant]

You do realize that any possible romance in your so-called "life" will most likely end the moment they figure out you're a fangirl fantasizing about nerdy superhero man slash, right?

You never cease to amaze me, Nancy.

[bambis]

Now Coxy how can you say such a thing? I've had many relationships in the past and I always tell the truth.

( He beams up and suddenly is full of life. )

You haven't used that name in a while. Are you being played anywhere?

[bambis]

Oh?

( He looks up. )

[by_the_horns]

[She's planning to either bitch slap him, or stamp on his foot with those big boots of hers. Angel hopes he takes the bait.]

Yeah~ It's super juicy too.