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Right. Um. Sooo this place. I mean.

You say it's hectic and all that but it can't be any worse than, you know, the usual? The apocalyptic plot lines, rogue angels, conniving demons, and generally unsettling chaotic life usual?

W-what? Okay... so more demons. And vampires and... all that. I can handle it! I totally can. Errr.

I get to bring something with me, right? How about that bottle of whiskey in the back of my cupboard... Haaah.

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Sounds like a normal day in Chicago to me.

I'm sure you'll be fine!

You really wouldn't like it here.

By that I mean I really wouldn't like you there.

I feel like honesty is helpful.

Hahaha. Is that supposed to be reassuring?

I'd tell you that I'd totally help you out when you get there, but there are two little problems.

I don't have a body right now, I'm a goddamn ghost.

And I don't even know you yet.

Better bring the whiskey, dude.

Er... sorry?

Was it something I said or uh, did?

... in a sense, I suppose?! Look, the last time I hung out with big players, I was fed my own intestines, I don't think this will be any different!

Huh? Don't know me?

W-wait. So is this like some kind'... from the past thing? 'cuz I think there might have been some of that in Chicago. Maybe. I wasn't there long.

RIGHT. Whiskey. Okay--WAIT.

You're a ghost?

Yeah, you're in my future or some crap like that. Sammy could explain it better if he was here.

And I'm a ghost. Bit it during a vampire riot. Ain't that some shit.

Oooh. WAIT.

You're a demon!

Haaaaaaaaah.

I'm kinda trying to lay low and all that so er. Maybe it'll work out? Possibly.

Oh. Okay. Uh. HI. I'm Chuck and... you're not supposed to be dead.

I don't remember any vampire riot. I mean. There were some vampires, hah. Yeah. Some vampires. BUT... no riots.

Fuck's sake, man, you are the most useless God I have ever encountered. That includes the retard obsessed with waffles and Alanis Morissette in a tutu. Fine, come over. But don't touch anything.

HEY. I AM NOT USELESS--oh. OH. Or God. Nope. Definitely not God!

Don't you fucking lie to me, I won't be able to tell when you're there but I can tell right now and it's gross.

[POKING CHUCK IN THE CHEST.]

I probably won't be able to touch you there, either. Just in case it makes me burst into flame or something.

I think you should come here, and my vote cancels out the other guy's. It's not that bad, really, and since you're from a rough homeworld, too, there's more respite between bouts of madness than home offers.

[SULKY FACE

but really can you... tell....... with all that stuff]

[ omg wat. A PRETTY LADY WANTS HIM THERE? Okay so. He needs to act like he's not a loser now. AHEM. ]

Yeah... it's pretty crazy back at---um, home! Maybe it won't be that bad.

Haah.

[ DEEPFUCKINGBREATH. Exhale. TOTALLY BADASS OKAY. ~~notreally.~~ ]

[ GULP. Bats at Balthazar's hands like a 12 year old. WHERE'S A BLUNT OBJECT. WHERE? ]

Uh. WELL. [ CLEARS THROAT. ] Maaaybe. You shouldn't touch me now cuz... I can do that. Like. Any time.

So not to be blunt but, what is your story?

Oho, we've got a tough guy here! Threatening to incinerate me in a place where nothing counts!

[POKING!!!!!]

Not supposed to be dead. You think?

The vampire riots were here. In Baedal. You know. The place she wants to send you?

Bring the goddamn whiskey.

[Suddenly, demon hug!] Aw, we're not all bad~ Us demons that is.

Uhm. I kind of failed at that a little bit, huh?
Lemme try that again!

Haha, well.
In a place where there's bad things, remember that there's good things too.
So all that?
There'll be good people to balance out the bad.

So yeah, you'll be fine! :)

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