>.> /flees from

[worthkilling]

My lady Mundane,

As honoured as I am by your... choosing me, I must admit I do have other things that require my attention. Important things. My knights need me, and you have other things you should be doing.

We should return to our duties and go our ways, it would be best for all. 

[..........]

And no, I do not wish to join any 'games', though I do encourage your trying to play me despite your uncertainties in doing so. I approve of trying instead of giving up at the very least. That action is a good one.

You just don't need to do it with me.

Comments

England YOU CONFUSE HIM OKAY

[worthkilling]

... You're British then? [that was awkward.] I've made my peace with Britain, for what it's worth.

THIS IS GOOD YES?

[rule_britannia]

Ah, dear boy.

[He's enjoying this too much]

I am Britain.

BRB BSOD

[worthkilling]

[fjdksajfaeijfkdsajfsd.]

You're--

[wait, what?]

Is this some trick of Merlin's to test me?

[rule_britannia]

... If this were some trick of Merlin's don't you think he would have come up with something a little more impressive than this?

[Small gesture at himself. Really, Arthur?]

[worthkilling]

The tricks I know of Merlin's tend to be of the fast and deadly sort. [battle tricks, mostly.]

How are you Britain? Do you represent a people, is that what you mean?

[rule_britannia]

That would be the layman's way of explaining it.

[Sigh]

People, culture, history, language, anything that you can think of to apply.

[worthkilling]

No I meant are you an ambassador.

[okay give him a minute, he only became king of you recently, this is a little hard to accept. What even -- ]

... Are you a God? [Suddenly all those jokes made about Christ having no place in Britain... were just so unfortunately true.]

[rule_britannia]

[He's just going to laugh at that, give him a minute]

Oh, dear me, no.

[worthkilling]

[Hey no laughing, erg. He's confused alright? How do most people react to be told that the country they previously spent beating up and denying the heritage and was now King of, was standing there right in front of him?]

... Then what exactly does being 'Britain' actually mean?

[rule_britannia]

What would you think that it means?

[There's a smile, but it's not entirely pleasant]

[worthkilling]

That you either hate me very much, or am glad that I did what I did.

[One or the other. It was always one or the other.]

[rule_britannia]

Dear boy, I don't hate you. What would be the use of that?