In which Claire helps with LARP outfits

[ditchedbabe]

Green? Really? Look, mun, you're obviously struggling with this LERP outfit, so how about you just let me help out? Because, really, you can't wear green with that eyeshadow. That's just tacky.

[I-it's actually LARP...]

Whatever, just don't wear a cape. Capes are the worst things ever made. Just stick to a hood-dress, okay? Those are actually pretty cute. Oh, and you have to wear heels, okay? Like, those cute little velvet ankle boots.

[I was thinking something a little more practical, actually.]

What? Sneakers? Yeah, aside from being totally the wrong era, it's also a major fashion faux pas. Heels go with dresses. Heels and flats and even sandals if it's a beach party, or something. If you wear sneakers with that dress, then all my faith in you is gone.

...I kinda feel like shopping, now. Weird.

Comments

[fastandfree]

You gonna try LARPing, Claire?

[ditchedbabe]

Me? No way. I'm just helping my mun design an outfit.

[fastandfree]

That's cool! I think you should give it a try sometime though, it was pretty fun actually. [ Also Chuck would probably faint... ]

[ditchedbabe]

Uh... I think I'll leave rolling in dirt and playing with toy swords to you guys, thanks.

[He faints all the time, anyway. Besides, he already has his smiling dragon, he doesn't need an extremely bored Princess, too!]

I'll stick to outfit design. Medieval fashion is actually sort of cute, in a weird way.

Summoned like Beetlejuice.

[passengerseatdriver]

Your mun is into LARP? That's so cool! Mine's more into MMOs and tabletop RPs.

Does she have boots with low heels? Those should be more practical while keeping with the style.

I've heard if you scream three times, Chuck will appear

[ditchedbabe]

[Sorry, Chuck, but she's seen your cape. Capes aren't cool, bro.]

Yeah... Speaking of 'keeping with the style', you really need to fix up your LARP outfit. What's with the cape?

Reluctantly, but yes.

[passengerseatdriver]

What's wrong with it? It's kingly enough, right?

When is he not reluctant?

[ditchedbabe]

It's tacky, duh. I'd feel bad for any King who had to wear a cape.

...Good point!

[passengerseatdriver]

...You would? [Is it really that bad?]

All my points are good. They are best points ever.

[ditchedbabe]

Yeah. Like, I'd feel majorly bad.

[It's awful.]

[kanecokid]

You wanting to shop is never weird.

Totally.

[passengerseatdriver]

Oh.

So...uh...what do you think would look good?

[ditchedbabe]

A hood-shirt. Those are totes cute, plus they fit the whole Medieval setting.

[ditchedbabe]

You know me way too well. Can you blame me for having good taste in hobbies, though?

[kanecokid]

Nope. Didn't expect you to be game about helping with the LARP thing though. What's your mun dressing as?

[passengerseatdriver]

Wait. A hoodie? How am I--uh--is the king supposed to look kingly in that?

[He doesn't know if you know he's the current reigning king.]