oakenshield: (To dungeons deep and caverns old)
тнσяιη ([personal profile] oakenshield) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-03 02:16 pm
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Rereading "The Hobbit," gained an unlikely muse

"Pompous?"

[ The foul look upon the Dwarf King's face says it all. Taken by a fell mood today, one sparked by this woman's bantering, Thorin glares hotly at his "mun" with great contempt. ]

You would dare describe me, King of Erebor, as "pompous"?

[ If he could only spit fire right now---]

You're a rude one, aren't you? I've been described by historians and scribes alike as "brave" and "powerful", but never "pompous". I'm almost quite incline to take your comment as a direct insult made on faceless lie for I know I'm hardly as pompous as the Elvenking. He is the kind to bray needlessly like a mere donkey, not I. Mayhap it would be for the best if you finished your research first before damning my name and legacy with your idle comments.

[ Feeling quite vindicated now, Thorin picks up his pipe and smokes in peace. ]

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