voice test...! (warning for possible DR spoilers in the comments?)

[richest]

Hmph. Someone as boring and talentless as you could never hope to do my character justice. The very least you can hope for is that your attempt will be entertainment for any buffoons who bother to humor you.

Don't embarrass me, and don't get in my way.

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[floret]

...I feel like there's something familiar about you...

[fibs]

You are going to get embarrassed anyways.

[richest]

[ these are not the byakuyas you are looking for. ]

Is that so...? Well, there's nothing familiar or notable about you to me.

[richest]

[ gritting his teeth. ]

Not if I have anything to do with it.

[floret]

[ are u sure because they seem pretty stuck-up and douchey. ]

Well, I just have one of those non-noteworthy kinds of faces.

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[richest]

Isn't that what I just said!?

[richest]

[ ... ]

Forget about that... we've never met, but you said I'm familiar. How?

[destructions]

That kind of attitude is pretty much a guarantee you're not going to be happy, you know. Lighten up.

[gangedup]

Tch! Who wouldn't wanna embarrass an asshole like you?

[floret]

I was just confirming that you were right to feel that way!

Hmmm...
Well, it's sort of hard to describe...
There's a certain air about you.

[richest]

...

How little you must know of happiness to say something so foolish.

[destructions]

I just mean, it's sort of like... a car crash.

[ that sounds unfortunate ]

The less relaxed you are when it happens, the more you'll hurt the next couple of days. Maybe happiness isn't the right term, but it's something to consider.

[richest]

That's rich, coming from someone like you—but I suppose you wouldn't need anyone else to embarrass you, right? You do a fine job of it yourself!

[ him and that ishimaru dude. ]

[richest]

A certain air...

[ the air of perfection, of course ]

[gangedup]

You wanna say that again?!

[richest]

I don't see a need to repeat myself.

[gangedup]

Tch, you should've fuckin' died with me.

[richest]

That's right. It's not the right term at all.

Happiness is subjective, isn't it? What makes you happy might not make the man next to you happy in the slightest. In that case, it's useless to make those sorts of decisions for others.

[richest]

That's not how the game is played and you know it. Only the losers will go down together.

[floret]

An air of haughtiness!

[fibs]

She is going to make you do embarrassing things that you would never do in your life and you would have no control over it.

It's unfortunate that it's the truth.

[richest]

[ some might find that insulting - and he certainly mulls over the description for a moment - before deciding that no, it's accurate and deserved. no, not just deserved, it's earned. ]

With my accomplishments, I've earned the right to a bit of haughtiness.

[ no togami no it's a lot. ]

[floret]

Mm, maybe haughtiness wasn't quite the right word...

Anyway, may I ask what kind of accomplishments those are?

[richest]

Tch—

I've already told you I'm not like the rest of you. You are speaking from experience, right?

[destructions]

[ wow what a dillhole this guy is ]

If you want to think that, sure. You're saying that it wouldn't make you happy to avoid making things hard for yourself?