voicetesting, possibly going to luceti next month, help i don't know what i'm doing

[inversematrix]

You better subtract this idea from that head of yours, radian. You're a problem in my desired solution, not a factor. A lacking variable like you doesn't stand one iota of a chance in understanding my perfect calculations--you're way over your vector, here.

Remember that I don't have one problem crunching you down if I have to, and know you'll be making an infinite mistake if you take me from that "canon point." [He makes a look of disgust as he recalls it. Meanwhile, mun will snicker about vending machines.] Your rules are zetta useless.

I doubt you'll stand an integer in your attempts to enable that friend of yours to bring in Hanekoma, either. [...] Your success would lead to all sorts of problems in all solutions anyway, because both of you are zetta worthless. That "literal mindfuck fanfiction" she was writing is garbage. Crunch! All of the above will end up in the heap!

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[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... you use so many funny words! [Kronk was also zetta useless; but that was his natural state of being.]

[summonthehero]

...the way you speak. You are a fellow mathematics enthusiast, I take it?

[inversematrix]

Ha! I'm not surprised a simple digit like you isn't capable of understanding my brilliance. [Don't feel bad about being useless, Kronk--Sho's a giant dick, so it all works out fine.]

[inversematrix]

Positive. Even the calculations I use to speak are flawless. [Hey Sho, your ego is showing.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh. What's a simple digit? [Kronk was used to Emperor Kuzco, who was literally a bag of llama you-knows! Sho couldn't be any worse, right?]

[He was still going to smile his big smile. What would it be like, to be brilliant?]

[summonthehero]

Indeed they are. I've never seen such flawless calculations since...well, since my own. [let's just ignore that his most important calculation WAS flawed out the ass...but that was mostly Ghetsis's fault, so.]

[inversematrix]

[Oh wow is he serious. Sho is not amused.]

If you can't even understand the basics of a flawless art like math, then you're just garbage. CRUNCH!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk just tilted his head to the side, blinking.]

I dunno what math is. Is that numbers and stuff? [Then, he flinched! Despite being twice or thrice the other guy's size.]

Ohh... I never knew that I was just garbage. Gee. Looking good, then! [Was 'most handsome garbage' a thing?]

[inversematrix]

SOH-CAH-TOA! What better way to craft beauty than with perfectly factored calculations?

[inversematrix]

Zetta beyond that, yoctogram--pay attention in class. It's not 'numbers and stuff' that will deliver you to your desired solution, you need to know how to perfectly sculpt your calculations. There's not much hope for a digit like you, though. You probably will never understand this kind of flawless beauty.

[summonthehero]

I can only think of one way...with nature, unspoiled and pure as it should be. But even that involves calculations!

[squeak_squeaker]

I've never been to class. [Kronk was completely illiterate, much like the rest of the peasant stock back in Ancient Peru.]

Wait... hah, I'm lying! I've been to interpretive dance class! [Which was almost as useful as math, right?]

[inversematrix]

Like I said before--garbage. [Just like the rest of the world. Infinite trash and divided beauty.]

[squeak_squeaker]

I-It's not nice to call someone you just met garbage, little buddy. [Sniff!]

[...wibble. Kronk just couldn't anymore! Why did he have to be so mean?]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm charging you royalties every time you use my name.

[inversematrix]

Ha! I have exactly zero interest in giving you any royalties. It would subtract from the time I could better spend reaching my solution--a solution you're not involved in, due to my interest in you being in the negative numbers.

oop at me being so late to this

[hanekomas]

Ya know, slightly flat was a good look for you, kid. [Mun is hiding her giggles here.] And maybe being forced to work with others will work.
...Like a nice cuppa joe for the road.

And it's funny you should mention the... other activities of my mun, as we just today found a backup copy of what we thought lost. [Looks over his glasses and grins, looking ever so slightly evil.] Interesting' huh?

[neverplaysfair]

Oh, my. You know, for someone claiming to have flawless calculations, you sure made some major mistakes.

[inversematrix]

[Just who he didn't want to see!]

I want zero comments from you!

oh, come on. i'm always more late than you. <3

[inversematrix]

Cooperation with others interrupts from my arts and crafts time. [...] You forgot to do the math, here--enabling your mun is part of her desired solution.

[...his mun found what.]

She better subtract from that backup copy, before it finds itself being added to the heap.

[inversematrix]

Being nice is garbage. It subtracts from the time I could be spending on beautiful calculations.

[squeak_squeaker]

But being mean is going to make you old and wrinkly! I know a lady who's all mean and she's got all wrinkly and stuff.

[inversematrix]

Negative--my ability to age has been subtracted.

[Already being dead will do that.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... you're lucky!

But I think I look better now than when I was little. [This chin on a twelve year old? Awkward.]

<3 it's pretty even tbh. we're both late!

[hanekomas]

Arts and crafts was never your strong point kid. Neither is figuring things out - my mun can't be enabled by anyone else. She does it all on her own.

[Oh yeah. And the handwritten copy.]

I dunno, it might be fun to bring it back to life.