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Headed to appenaestate; incoming feels

Buffy will be there? The same Buffy from the previous place you tormented me in? And... She will remember me?

I suppose I should thank you for this, mundane. I have missed her terribly. But even you remember how dysfunctional our relationship was.

Don't ruin this for me a second time, mundane.

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Bloody hell.

You an' Buffy?

Tell you what. If he ruins this for us? I'll get pummely.

Yes? Is something amiss, Spike?

[ He's met you already. And Dawn. And Willow. ]

[Yeah, well, Spike hasn't me you.]

You tell me. What's between you?

Now, now. There's no need to hurt the poor child.

[ Yep, that's how he patronizes his mun. ]

She kills vampires. I find they fascinating.

[ And her blood is delicious. And she's amazing in bed. Et cetera. ]

I found her fascinating first.

They already separated us once, y'know? And we had a good thing going.

[ A frown. ]

I know. I don't want to lose you again.

She has that effect on us.

[ .... ] Are you twelve?

Sounds like it's not healthy for you, mate. You should probably stay away.

Are you? Anne Rice, Buffy. Anne Rice.

He's not -- He's a good man, Spike. It doesn't matter what cliches he lives up to.

With any luck, you won't. This place doesn't sound very user friendly, though. Like we'll have way bigger things to worry about.

He's a poofy adolescent fantasy!

I resent that.

I don't sparkle, you know.

Never said you did.

Me? Stay away from someone like that? Perish the thought.

I'm sure I've dealt with worse.

I had something else in mind.

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