Upon conversation on Aim.

[justwillow]

No I would NOT have a threesome with Spike and Vampire me.

[Icon face forever.]

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[idolstolemylook]

Your loss, Red.

[justwillow]

Shut up. No.

[idolstolemylook]

Hey, this is just hypothetical, right? No one's agreed to anything. But hypothetically... do I have a soul?

[justwillow]

Hypothetically yes. You do have a soul.

[idolstolemylook]

So hypothetically, soul!me, you and vamp!you have a threesome.

Strangely, I'm having a little trouble focusing on the finer points of morality an' all that.

[justwillow]

But that's you! For starters you're a man. I don't truck with the stubbly crowd any more. And she's soulless! And me. That's really creepy. It's like... No! No. Not thinking about it.

[idolstolemylook]

Well if you're not into it, that's that, right? No big deal. No one's gonna force you, right?

Right?

(Though for the record, I clean up pretty good. An' I'm sure there's lots of things I could do that'd make you forget which bits I've got.)

[noshrimp]

Well, I should hope not. It would be very disturbing.

YAY ANYA!

[justwillow]

[Oh Great. Anya's here.]

I know!

[justwillow]

I'm not being forced. She wanted to force me but you were all valiant and didn't let her chase and bite me and blah blah blah.

[x.o and Sure. Maybe once upon a time she may have thought of Spike like that... Once. For a moment. Alone. After the night in the dorm room. But I was in a dark place then. Don't judge me.]

[idolstolemylook]

Oh yeah. Sounds like me, all right.

Willow does not understand Spike.

[justwillow]

... I did threaten to burn you both alive. And--

[No. Do not explain.]

Stop making it sound like you want it. It's creepy.

[idolstolemylook]

What? I'm just trying to be reasonable. I didn't say anything creepy!

[justwillow]

You're not thinking it's gross. You're supposed to go "Ew- Red? She's not my type."

[idolstolemylook]

Oh. Um. I thought that'd be rude. Don't girls react kind of poorly to "ew"?

[justwillow]

In this case no-- ... Y-You're not still on the "I wanted to bite you in the lilac sweater with the pink underneath" thing are you?

[idolstolemylook]

I'm not on anything. Just trying to navigate the ever-shifting tides of female interaction. What is it you want? Um. Right. Nasty, that. Who would ever want two girls, one of 'em a soulless demon? Turns me right off, that does.

someone should be glad to see her

[noshrimp]

If I had known my alternative universe would be abused so badly, I wouldn't have let it happen at all.

You are the best Spike ever.

[justwillow]

I can't even begin to react to this.

[She just gives up.]

Willow is in a state of OMG EW at the moment. She will catch up soon.

[justwillow]

... I almost forgot you were to blame for that. Way to go Anya.

aww! thank you! you make it easy and fun!

[idolstolemylook]

I'm getting mixed signals here, Red.

Thank you! :3 /will be stalking d_m

[justwillow]

No! You're just being Spike! About everything.

Aww. Thanks! This is great fun!

[idolstolemylook]

Okay. You want me to be... less me.

i think they all need time to get the idea out of their heads

[noshrimp]

Don't blame me! I wasn't the one who wished. I was expecting her to wish for Xander to be murdered horribly, but I worked with what I was given.

[justwillow]

....

S-shut up.