oh that voice testing thing

[disbeelieved]

Mun-fleshy not going to play Wasp? Then why Wasp here? Wasp already spend stellar cycles in stockade, Wasp not want to be stuck in Mun-fleshy's head. Wasp have other things to do. Wasp need to find Bumble-bot, make Bumble-bot pay. Bumble-bot escaped last time, but Wasp find Bumble-bot again, right, Mun-fleshy?

...Mun-fleshy have no plans at all. Mun-fleshy should listen to Wasp, Wasp have plans.

[ Beat. ] Okay, Wasp lied, Wasp not have plans.

Please don't leave Wasp alone.

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no bee at re-alignment, but hey... just means getting in and getting traps laid, right?

[surrenderedspark]

I have never been more grateful to know that Bee remains safe and out of your reach than I am now. Games often allow for so much more than our home universes in terms of damage.

[pteradork]

Talking of keeping people waiting for stellar cycles, where have you been? You incompetent imbecile, I have to do everything mys--

...Wait, "Wasp"?

Heh, I have been trying to eye re-alignment for SOMEBODY

[disbeelieved]

Wasp don't care what Ninja-bot think, Wasp find Bumble-bot.

[disbeelieved]

Wasp don't know who Creep-bot is. How does Creep-bot know who Wasp is?

[pteradork]

[his disbelieving sneer is almost tangible] I knew it. All that damage has finally corrupted your core processor beyond any R chamber's capacity to fix.

You forgot my name, you forgot your name--do you at least remember Megatron?

sweet :D

[surrenderedspark]

He's not here. And if he has any sense, he won't come and engage you.

[...but since he doesn't...]

[littleyellowbee]

[Bumble-bot wishes that his mun wouldn't make him do this.]

O-Oh hey Wasp.

It's been a while buddy, how's it going?

[Okay mun, he said something, can he go now?]

[crazyprepared]

Because someone who's spent all that time in the stockade is clear to wander around at will.

[disbeelieved]

[ In a sing-song voice: ] Hello Bumble-bot.

Wasp only wait for Bumble-bot to arrive, and now Bumble-bot here!

[disbeelieved]

Wasp free to do whatever Wasp want! [ Blatant. Lies. ]

[disbeelieved]

Megatron? Megatron Bad bot. Megatron Decepticon! Wasp not Autobot, but Wasp not Decepticon either. Wasp not traitor.

[pteradork]

Am I going to have to drag you back by your wing joints?

[the most exasperated optic-roll ever] It's Terrorsaur. And you're a Predacon. If Megatron hears you mouthing off like that, he's going to slag you, so keep it muted, okay?

[disbeelieved]

Wasp not know what Predacon is.

[pteradork]

[It might be slowly dawning on this idiot that it could possibly not be a case of malfunction but mistaken identity, instead. He visibly deflates a little.] Eh. Really.

You might not be Waspinator after all.

[disbeelieved]

Ninja-bot not know what Ninja-bot talking about.

hey-o fourth wall

[disbeelieved]

Waspinator? Wasp not Waspinator. Waspinator after Wasp pull-point.

FLYING RIGHT INTO IT

[pteradork]

That explains why you're so small. [GRINS]

[disbeelieved]

Wasp not small! Wasp... compact!

[pteradork]

Ha ha ha!

You're feistier than my version, too. [thinkin'] So you want revenge. That shouldn't be too hard to come by, especially if we, mm, join forces.

[surrenderedspark]

Right.

[Like talking to a grammar-impaired wall...]