this is pretty much the worst idea ever

[watchesthebees]

I don't know why you keep shaking your head like that, mun. Isn't this better for all of us?

We can even watch the bees together, if you want. I always liked the bees.

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[bitch_is_back]

Always with the bees.

yeah, I can relate

[betterthisway]

My mun makes strangled noises when I bring up the bees. Of course, I usually ignore her.

...I didn't get a notif, wtf

[watchesthebees]

We could always watch the flowers instead.

but we still do it anyway

[watchesthebees]

Mine only shakes her head, although I don't really understand why.

and we enjoy it way too much, don't we?

[betterthisway]

It must be a human thing. They don't appreciate... flowers either, unless plucked out of the ground.

yeeeep

[watchesthebees]

All they ever really seem to do is see beauty in destruction.

[Pretty much the Cas way of going 'ikr'.]

He makes for such a precious muse

[betterthisway]

I don't see the appeal. War is repetitious. I, I don't fight anymore.

precious and totally batshit OTL

[watchesthebees]

[Nods in agreement.]

I don't want to fight either.

And so tragic beneath that ;;

[betterthisway]

[Have an awkward, but really heartfelt hug.]

That's alright. It's better we don't.

sob yes broken bb angel ;w;

[watchesthebees]

[You can have an awkward hug as well, other Cas.]

It's better in the long run.

I love him so muuuhuuuch. All the feels.

[betterthisway]

[At least someone's finally hugging him back! Good times!]

I, I agree. Let's not... destroy more.

so many feelings, I cannot hold them all

[watchesthebees]

[Yes this is good

yes]

We don't have to do anything else. We can just watch the bees.

[Bees are good.]

This one doesn't even know yet that the Winchesters come back for him >.>

[betterthisway]

Yes. Please. Bees and flowers. And fruit, maybe?

[This is a good place, here.]

Same here haha worst canon point ever

[watchesthebees]

Starfruit would be nice.

[Maybe dragonfruit, too.]

Seriously? oh god, our babies are TWINS ;;

[betterthisway]

Yes. Very nice.

[Now the only question is... are you real, other-Cas? Or just another hallucination, another fragment of Castiel's broken mind.]

yyy ;w; there should be more crazy!Cas out in here

[watchesthebees]

[Same question here, other Cas, same question here.

...

...yeah, just staring back now.]

/pats :o

[bitch_is_back]

Are you trying to get romantic again?

sorry about that orz

[watchesthebees]

Do you feel particularly romantic?

[bitch_is_back]

I feel particularly nauseous.

[watchesthebees]

You should get a paper bag. I've learned that they can be useful for such occasions.

[bitch_is_back]

Thanks, doc, I'll remember that.

[Of course, neither of them can be nauseous to begin with.]

So what exactly does your mun intend to do with you without your marbles?

[watchesthebees]

[careless shrug]

I don't know. But I hope she takes me to see the flowers one day.

[bitch_is_back]

Fiiine.

[Meg says the word like it's such a burden.]

If she doesn't, I'll take you to see the flowers. You can dance naked in them, for all I care.

[watchesthebees]

[Brightens up!!]

You. You are always the most beautiful, wonderful person I have ever known.

[bitch_is_back]

Flattery will get you nowhere, Clarence.

[Though secretly she might not mind it so much.]

You tell that to Sam and Dean and see what they have to say. I'm sure they can remind you of all the not-so-wonderful moments we've shared.