on all kinds of ridiculous shit:

[widowing]

Please stop encouraging your friend.

The fact that I don't need to be specific about who or what I'm talking about should tell you something.

Comments

[therealgenius]

But it's all in good fun fun fun fun, right?

PREPARE TO GET REALLY CONFUSING NOTIFS /tj

[widows]

How's that finger?

[widowing]

You have a very unique definition of 'fun'.

is this my notif? now i have a notif. i'm confused. you know what? take the notif.

[therealgenius]

Beautifully bendy, thank you very much.

SORRY, BRO

[widowing]

Sounds like there's a story there.

[therealgenius]

Oh, right. It's not your mun or the other one or even mine that has the unique definite of "fun." It's me!

[butwhytho]

Has somebody been compromised?

[widowing]

I didn't say they didn't, also.

[widowing]

Among other things.

[butwhytho]

I guess SHIELD doesn't train for alien gods or mundanes.

notifception

[widows]

We can fix that. Sound like fun?

maybe i'll just start replying with random accounts

[therealgenius]

Not really. And, FYI, cannibalism is frowned on in America. [Aw, look, he's read up on black widows isn't he a charmer c:] And lice. But you can go to a free clinic and get that taken care of, I think. Or you could shave your head. [Justin Hammer, kawaii-est of Russian haters]

EXCEPT N O P E

[widows]

He pushed his luck. I broke his pinky. [ and lessons were learned by all haha not really. ]

YEAH NOT REALLY

[widowing]

Did it work?

[therealgenius]

Didn't like the little ditty, Agent Romanoff?

[hasthekeys]

It seems that the more resistance you put up against an idea of theirs, the more likely they are to go through with it or continue.

[groomofboom]

Nothing wrong with a little encouragement. Can do wonders for the old self-esteem.

For--you know. People that have problems with that sort of thing.

I say: go with the plan; don't be a party pooper. Even if that is your "thing."