Voice test; apping to Animus; canon is Dangan Ronpa

[alienstookmyburgers]

Not bad, not bad! Ya wrote all that stuff down pretty quick! Almost like our minds were one, yeah?

Tell ya what. Since you're bein' so good to me, I'll give you a reading for half off! A steal, yeah? ...You don't want? Come on, don't be a bore! Ready or not, here it is!

You'll wake up tomorrow to a difficult challenge! Isn't that great?

That'll be 75000 yen.

Comments

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[tsunball]

.. Wait a second..! Your mun is actually paying you money?!

[alienstookmyburgers]

Not yet, but he owes me now! I'll get the money later, yeah?

punts??

[mustlovedogs]

Can't you say that for every day? What's the difference? There's no way anybody'd pay that much...

WHY IS EVERYONE HURTING ME.

[alienstookmyburgers]

...Well, maybe. But some days are pretty easy, yeah?

[tsunball]

There's no way he'll ever pay you, dude! These muns are way too cheap for that, and even then there's no way in hell they ever listen to us!

1/2

[alienstookmyburgers]

...

[alienstookmyburgers]

Ya mean he's stingy?!

[eliteheir]

Pocket change.

[W O W TOGAMI NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE YOUR MONEY]

[alienstookmyburgers]

It is a very good deal, ain't it?

pardon my current lack of icons PLACEHOLDERING THIS FOR TOMORROW

[lielielie]

Your price is too high for a simple reading. [snicker-snicker.]

also gives you this, have fun

[fuukizoku]

Hey, you bastard! Wait until you're given consent before going ahead and charging!

oh my god

[alienstookmyburgers]

AH! ISHIMARU!

H-he consented! Mentally!

[kinpika]

Eh? Only that much?

[tsunball]

Of course, isn't that what I said just now? You won't find any people who'll pay you anything if you look through these muns!

[eliteheir]

For anyone who desires a worthless reading.

[alienstookmyburgers]

I gave him a special deal! Mun and muse only, yeah? 'Course, it was one time offer, he'd never refuse!

[alienstookmyburgers]

Really? You'd think they'd be loaded with all this headspace they rent out.

[kinpika]

Discounts are no good though. It just makes people feel special when they really aren't.

[yougotthatwrong]

["Too high! That's too high a price for a reading just like that...!!!"]

...Is he really going to pay you that much!?

it's the cool thing to do

[mustlovedogs]

Sure, but chances are you're gonna be right with something real vague like that.

[alienstookmyburgers]

Hey now! That reading was primo merch! Ya don't get a reading like that every day!

[alienstookmyburgers]

Reading is only simple to the eyes of the untrained, yeah?

[alienstookmyburgers]

Of course, it's a sale! Who wouldn't?

Say, Naegi, I'll give ya the same price for good reading right now, yeah?

heheheh

[fuukizoku]

Aa?! Who the hell's that 'Ishimaru'?! If you can't get names right, how can you be trusted with consent!!

[tsunball]

... You're paying for the space you're taking up in your mun's headspace?

I don't know, man, sounds like you're the one being ripped off here..