Season 1 Daria so expect a lot of snarkiness

[surrounded_by_idiots]

...What? Do you want a gold star for finally letting me out of your headspace? This is the event of the century obviously, so much more important then all those starving children in Africa or how foreign trade policies are contributing to the current global economic crisis that's threatening to make thousands of people homeless and out on the cold dark streets.

Yep, playing Daria Morgandorffor, that's what you want to be doing.

...

At least the username you chose for me is appropriate enough.

Comments

[justthehelper]

I guess your mun has a weird set of pride priorities, too, then?

[surrounded_by_idiots]

If you call having unhealthy obsessive joy over the interactions of imaginary characters something to be "prideful" about then yes, you could say that.

clearly these two would be the best of friends.

[heartisabattleground]

Uhhh ehehehehe...I guess things aren't that great in your world, huh?

Oh yes! A gung-ho positive shonen hero is just the type of person Daria "loves!" ;)

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[Gee, ya think?]

No, no, things are peachy. After all, my town is a town filled mostly with morons and my school is controlled by a corrupted principal that only cares about money and an outdated caste system which values brawn over brain. Why would you ever think things aren't "great?"

At least he's not Creepvale happy and ignores problems.

[heartisabattleground]

Hm, wish I could help. Anyway I can help?

True, but he's still too optimistic for poor old Daria here ha-ha

[surrounded_by_idiots]

Sure, could you make Lawndale spontaneously combust?

[You've really gotta tone it down on the sarcasm Daria.]

Damn it Daria, learn to get along with some optimists. They're not all bad.

[heartisabattleground]

Uhhhhh no, and I don't think that'd be right. That's something the Organization would do.

She has a special place in her heart for them... In the deep deep deep DEEP dark corners.

[surrounded_by_idiots]

...Who?

:I Daria will learn to like him. He's to loveable. Well, not to the bad guys.

[heartisabattleground]

The Organization. They go around to other worlds to collect hearts.

[Now Daria, try not to think of that in a horrifying way.]

Oh don't worry she will, if she can tolerate Kevin and Brittany she can for sure tolerate Sora! ;)

[surrounded_by_idiots]

...Huh?

[She's never horrified, either things are amusing or stupid to her. And why does this scenario sound familiar to her? Oh god, is that whole incident with the "aliens" and "communism" coming back? Great, is everybody going to start acting weird again?]

At least he has more of a personality than both of them combined.

[heartisabattleground]

I'm not surprised you don't know. Not many people know about them. They send heartless to other worlds so they attack innocent people to collect hearts.

They have personality! Their personalities are just very um... "special" XD

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[just as she feared, cue the small exasperated sigh.]

...Alright, we've been through this once before. For the last time, there are no such things as aliens and communists are not invading, no matter what Lawndale High's told you.

[heartisabattleground]

....

[Blank stare. Okay just gonna have to prove it. Extending his hand out, a bright flash of light goes across his hand and the keyblade appears.

Just gonna sling it over his shoulder and smirk.]

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[Is this another fever dream, or did those aliens exist after all? Not that she believed it or anything...]

...Okay, looks like my deranged mind has finally imploded and is causing me to see things. Joy.

[heartisabattleground]

Not, it's real, see.

[Just going to tap your shoulder with it.]

I don't know anything about communism or Lawndale, but there are other worlds out there. I'm from one actually.

[The whole world order thing sort of went out the window when he became keyblade bearer.]

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[Oh... alright, so it was like that time those personified holidays came to Lawndale and she and Jane had to help get them back to their world. Cool, she could deal with that.]

Alright then, so what's a big, amazing world-tropper want with someone like me?

[heartisabattleground]

Ah, well you sounded like you needed help. But, I'm guessing since there aren't any heartless or the Organization in your world you should be fine.

[surrounded_by_idiots]

Oh I beg to differ, there are tons of heartless people in my world, though most are just probably too stupid to realize that.

[heartisabattleground]

Well, they're not black monsters are they? With yellow eyes?
A lot of them have a weird heart emblem on them?
[Sorry gotta make sure.]

But, I see. Well, it just looks like we'll need to stop those bad guys, huh?

[surrounded_by_idiots]

Depends on your definition of black monsters, if they are how I see them then sure you could say that.

[Hey, the Fashion club did wear jackets with hearts from time to time.]

Yes, stop them. You go do that.

[heartisabattleground]

All right, show me where they are.

[Has his keyblade out. Always beat the villains with the keyblade to death....Make sure they turn into some kind of monster first or there's a giant heartless helping with the corruption. Or they're an evil warlord.]

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[Oh yes this should be very, very fun. Especially when he ruins the Fashion Club members clothes. She can't wait to hear them screaming in fear over their latest outfits being ruined, she's a sadist like that.]

I already told you, in Lawndale. It's the place I come from. unfortunately

[Better get that popcorn ready!]

[heartisabattleground]

[Better hope he doesn't find out you used him. Else he's coming back for you.]

Lawndale, right. I'll be sure to drop by and take a look around.

[BTW Daria, heartless and nobodies will be everywhere once he gets there.]

[surrounded_by_idiots]

[Eh, she can handle it she's been through worse things. It's worth it for the laugh.]

Good luck with that.

[Its about time! She needed something exciting to happen in snoozeville, and if this time it finally blows away the town all the better!

[mystikspiral]

[He hasn't heard a lot of what she just said. After all, he just woke up]

Oh, hey Daria.