Mun cannot - and will not - stop watching the 'Booty Quake' scene

[bootyquake]

Uh, look, whatever your name is, you're creepy.

Really creepy.

[OOC: Here's the clip~]

Comments

[best_intel]

Honestly I think you're creepier than your mun.

[bootyquake]

And this is coming from someone who wears a sweater-vest.

[best_intel]

It's a uniform, unlike most people my age I make quite a bit of money.

Several figures a year if I'm perfectly honest.

[Feel bad Kimmy, he's younger (and shorter) than you.]

[bootyquake]

[That would mean she could bring herself to empathize with a sweater-vest wearer. Which she can't.]

But you can't buy any good clothes? Lame.

I have no idea why he's being so combative xD

[best_intel]

And it's easy enough for someone younger than you to see you fail at the art of seduction?

You're as subtle as an elephant crashing through the gaudy shops you frequent.

Maybe because he's dealing with Queen Bitch?

[bootyquake]

Look, dweeb, I can get anyone I want. If I wanted, I bet I could even get your totally lame self to drool over me.

And those stores aren't gaudy, brat.

Eh not as bad as some of the people he works for xD

[best_intel]

Maybe when I'm desperate. Otherwise you'll have no luck with me.

I work with manipulative people all the time and you're not even on par with them.

[happiestberry]

You're the best dancer I've ever seen!

[wrex_it_krogan]

...is that how you humans reproduce?

[Wow, you humans really are weirder than he thought.]

[amdrag_jake]

Eyy, how you doin' baby?

Loving yo' dance moves, by the way.

[bootyquake]

You seriously think so?

[bootyquake]

What? Eww, no way, you perv.

[Well. Technically the 'Booty Quake' is part of the mating ritual, yes.]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Spot on with the pervert part, as long as you're a Krogan female.]

So what, you were presenting to the human male for no reason?

[bootyquake]

How am I 'doin'? How do you think, kid?!

[bootyquake]

Like, what are you even talking about? I was trying to get him to retake my test for me.

[She's actually one eighth Krogan, you know.]

[amdrag_jake]

Well, you seemed creeped out by sumthin', but I'm hoping me being here will make it all go away.

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Must be where she gets her level-head from.]

Seems pretty out-of-place for a bribery, just saying.

[bootyquake]

And how would you do that?

[bootyquake]

[She has the most level-head of all the Krogan race. No need to be jealous.]

I thought he was a normal nerd, okay?! Nerds always do what I want if I flirt a bit!

[amdrag_jake]

[okay he is seriously losing his edge]

I, uh...'cause I'm...good-loo-

Okay, y'know what, nevermind. What's up? Your mun bein' creepy, like, you need me to step in or somethin'?

[bootyquake]

[Did he even have an edge to begin with?]

Yeah. She keeps staring at my butt. I wouldn't mind so much, but, it's like, the fiftieth time she's watched the video.

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Excuse you but did you become practically the leader of your entire species? Didn't think so.]

Nerd? Weirdest name for a human I ever heard.

[amdrag_jake]

_{[He totally did! ...with some girls...]}

Oh. Well, I mean, uh, you are kind of shaking it...a lot....

[bootyquake]

[Riiight.]

And that means I'm fine with being perved on?

[bootyquake]

[Well, she is head cheerleader. So.. She does kinda lead the entire high school population.]

Whatever, freaky alien creep.

[amdrag_jake]

N-no! But, I mean...why are you shaking it like that?!

[bootyquake]

'Cause I wanted help with my math test. Duh.

1/2

[amdrag_jake]

...

2/2

[amdrag_jake]

Eheh, oh.

[bootyquake]

What's with that look, shortstack?

[amdrag_jake]

Shortsta-!?

Yo, I don't need this. I'm outta here.

_{[[ooc: you play a fabulous kimmy :'D]]}

[bootyquake]

Sensitive much?

[[OOC: Th-thank-you! .///. You're a fabulous Jake!]]

[amdrag_jake]

Sure, whatever you say. I'm not takin' this attitude from some uptight chick!

_{[[ooc: thanks! XD i love seeing fans of sbt :D makes me hopeful for a return!]]}

[happiestberry]

I do! I think so! I wish I could dance like that.

[wrex_it_krogan]

Sorry, but you're not exactly Krogan material.

[Yeah try using your Symbionic Titan magic on Reapers.]

[bootyquake]

Oh. Uh. Like, thanks, I guess. It comes with being head cheerleader.

[bootyquake]

Uptight?! What about me is uptight, you little creep?! Would you like it if I stared at your butt for, like, three hours straight?!

[[OOC: A return would be too beautiful for me to handle. I'd probably sob from joy~]

[amdrag_jake]

Y'know what - yeah, I would!

_{[[ooc: ikrrr, itd be amazing *3*]]}

[bootyquake]

What?

[amdrag_jake]

Uh...cuz, you're, y'know, cute...'n whatever?

[He's a smooth operator.]

[bootyquake]

Look, if you're going to hit on me, at least do it right.

[She can tell. Can't you see how impressed she is?]

[bootyquake]

I'm whatever material I wanna be.

[Sym-Bionic Titan only has the power to get you obsessed and then refuse to give you a second season. It's a power that defeats all.]

[happiestberry]

Wow! The head cheerleader? You really are amazing! Miwako's never been this close to a cheerleader before.

[amdrag_jake]

Whoa, whoa. I was just sayin' it, babe; you're really not my type.

_{[Oh definitely!]}

[bootyquake]

Ugh. Rude.