Hideous voice-testing

[fuckyousaber]

Mm- ? Already allowed a space in such a short time? How thoughtful! You should be glad that I am most willing enough to grace you with my presence, so I suppose I'll be lenient for the time being.

Besides, can't have me wait for too long, eh? Send me someplace, especially if that girl is already there, and preferably without her accursed Servant!

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[knightking]

[brb laughing his ass off at your username]

[mediocrity]

How could this be actually happening...

Self-cest time!

[1st_superhero]

Wow, is that the other me that's running around? I must admit--I look good.

[fuckyousaber]

[GLARRRE]

Pray tell, what is so funny, Holy Sword-Wielder?

[knightking]

Oh, y'know, a lot of things. [Archer what isn't funny about you.]

[fuckyousaber]

Because I caught her eye more, of course!

[Grin~]

Lovely to see you here too, my future queen.

[fuckyousaber]

Hm?

[Brow raise]

Other- what on earth are you talking about?

[mediocrity]

This is what happens when muns talk too much with each other.

Please don't go saying stuff like that...

Look what you made me do

[qualisartifex]

[ Starin' at that username ]

If you have an affront with me, I'm certain it was only minimally my doing.

[fuckyousaber]

[The fact that he doesn't have as much of a big ego, his huge rival-boner...]

Hmph. Should've expected as such from you. Don't go thinking you have the upper hand for too long. You're no different from me or the others here right now.

JUST AS PLANNED. CB

[fuckyousaber]

Of c-

[Stare. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE]

...I don't recall Saber being a woman. Who are you?

[fuckyousaber]

I suppose. But, good things do come out sometimes, like me.

Hoh? Why shouldn't I? You do deserve much better, right?

[knightking]

[But he's a nice change a pace from MONGRELS MONGRELS MONGRELS.]

Oh yeah, of course I know that, but the fact that you still seem so intent on bringing that up says a lot.

B|

[qualisartifex]

Why wouldn't I be a woman? [ She's totally cool with the genderflipping thing. ]

Did you not hear me before? Ahhh, perhaps you were stunned by my presence. I am Saber, or rather, one of the many noble spirits glorious enough to be in their number!

[mediocrity]

Why you-! It's like nothing makes you change your mind does it?

I-Indknt know what you're talking about!

[fuckyousaber]

[LESS-EGOTISTICAL GILGA-DOUCHE? IN THE FATE SERIES? WHAT IS THIS]

And shouldn't I? Holy Sword-Wielder, it is satisfying to see you brought down at the same level as me. Even if she sends me someplace away from you, I'll relish in the thought on how much you will struggle wherever you might be placed at.

[TL;DR I HAVE THE MOST AWKWARD RIVAL-BONER, HNNNGH]

[fuckyousaber]

Ha ha ha, of course not! But, I'll be willing...if I am able to gain from it, that is.

Don't be so shy. Your presence is subtle, but you are far more charming then all the beauties of the world. None are able to see you like I have, so I sweep you off your feet like the princess you deserve to be.

|D

[fuckyousaber]

Because the Saber I know is a man.

...hmm, I see. [FROWN] The Saber class, glorious? Hmph! It's all a mere joke, that's what.

[knightking]

[I read that as GIGA-DOUCHE which also fits tbh SCREAMS.]

It's almost flattering to know you think so highly of my class, really. However, you'll be disappointed to know that my class title isn't what makes me who I am; I can get along just fine without being a Saber, unlike how you seem to be.

[qualisartifex]

Ha! There simply is no better class! If Sabers are a joke, then the rest might as well be punchlines with no build-up.

[fuckyousaber]

[ISN'T IT SAD, GIGGLES-MESH? FOREVER DESTINED TO BE A GIGA-DOUCHE...]

...hm. [Leer!] Fine. In that case, we shall see who amongst us is better suited to getting through the struggles of a 'game'.

[knightking]

Alright, I guess it's not so bad to accept a challenge like that every now and then. [Good luck getting yourself into a game bro!!]

[fuckyousaber]

[GLAAAAAAAAAARE]

As is expected from someone of a high-and-mighty class. However, yours isn't the best simply because you Sabers are 'specially chosen spirits', really.

[1st_superhero]

Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't know me yet. I'm Gilgamesh--that is, to say, the first hero ever and not some clone or robot double or namesake. I'm the real deal Gilgamesh...at least, where I'm from. So I guess that makes us alternate versions of one another.

[mediocrity]

That doesn't really change a thing then. I wonder if we can really understand each other.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!