re: influx of old nightwing to read. ivy is pissy.

[pheromoans]

I never thought I could get even more sick of the sight of black rubber, but here we are and it's not even the big guy this time.

Make things up to me.

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[theboywonder]

Someone's demanding.

[pheromoans]

I could have sworn I'd set out seeds. I've got the strangest sensation of being pecked at.

[theboywonder]

Clever. Be careful, sometimes we travel in flocks.

[pheromoans]

Young man, I've known your winged little family long enough to recognize the flock a mile off. You're lucky I didn't put spores in the air to greet the entirety in the event it descends.

[thelivinglegend]

Something's bothering you, ma'am?

[pheromoans]

You wouldn't believe how stifling a pushy man can be, especially when he's unaware of what exactly it is he's doing.

[theboywonder]

That's very thoughtful of you.

[thelivinglegend]

That depends. Is this a friend of yours?

[pheromoans]

You certainly didn't get your cheek from him.

[pheromoans]

Quite the opposite.

[theboywonder]

He has his moments.

[pheromoans]

How adorable, I'm sure.

[theboywonder]

There are way worse things your writer could be reading, by the way.

[thelivinglegend]

So why give him the time of day in the first place?

[pheromoans]

Really? Because I can't help but be enthralled by the blunderings of a man being seduced on rooftops. The only comment of any gravity ought to be directed at Selina for being such an idiot.

[theboywonder]

It could be the reboot. Or, you know, the novelization of Batman and Robin, which I'm sure we both look great in.

[pheromoans]

That's where the pushy part comes in.

It's fine, I can deal with him and his ilk on my own time. It's just irritating.

[thelivinglegend]

I'm sure you can. Still, sorry to hear it's a problem in the first place.

[pheromoans]

Ironically enough, my writer is letting her brain ooze out of her ears watching that very trash as we speak. Quite aside from your ... anatomically correct suit, my hair looks ... vertical.

[theboywonder]

Hey, I still think you got a better deal then the Penguin. The sewers and a penguin exhibit at the zoo are kind of a step down from the Iceberg Lounge.

[pheromoans]

Aren't you sweet ...

What's your name, handsome?

[pheromoans]

He couldn't be less tacky if he tried, no matter the location.

[thelivinglegend]

Steve Rogers, ma'am.

[pheromoans]

Steve, you can call me Ivy. Let's not be unfriendly now.

[thelivinglegend]

Wasn't my intention, m--

[ Ah, caught himself that time. ]

Ivy. Just a habit.