What am I doing?

[imperfectsymmetry]

Hey, mundane.

Look, I'm glad you're thinking about picking up the two of us, but--

Ooh!  Ooh!  Let me say it, Sis!  Please?!  Can I can I can I?!

...Go for it, Patty.

Yay!  [The shorter of the pair clears her throat.] YOU BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP DAMMIT!

What?!  Patty! That wasn't it!

[Patty just hysterically laughs as Liz puts a hand to her face in embarrassment.]

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[adarkfallenstar]

Wow.

So...there are two of you in one journal?

And you aren't alternate universe versions of each other?

[antiequalist]

That's a lot of pressure to put on your Mun...you know...

Considering... [ Considering there's two of you! ]

[imperfectsymmetry]

That's right. We're the Thompson sisters.

[Patty gives another giggle.] Our mun says we're a matched set!

[imperfectsymmetry]

Yeah, I know, but she decided she wanted to try. Can't say I'm complaining though.

[soulsymmetrical]

Patty, don't put pressure on your mun.

[imperfectsymmetry]

Aw, but it's fun to watch her squirm! Her faces are almost as good as yours!

[soulsymmetrical]

If you keep that up then you'll just stay in that headspace instead of actually coming out.

I highly doubt you'll want to stay cooped up there forever.

[imperfectsymmetry]

You really think so? It's kinda crowded in here.

[adarkfallenstar]

Clearly.

So what is your story?

How did your Mun end up with two of you at once.

[soulsymmetrical]

[he knows that feeling.]

Do you prefer being there instead?

[imperfectsymmetry]

She really likes our series and her Kid muse got lonesome! Since we're his Weapons, we decided we'd make him less lonely!

Patty pretty much has it right. Neither of us likes to be separated for long, so we both decided to come instead of just one or the other.

Plus Kid would've gotten all depressed if he only had one of us.

...That, too.

[imperfectsymmetry]

Um...not really.

[Liz gives Patty an indulgent pat on the head, like an overworked mother with a hyperactive child.]

See, Patty? So play nice with the mundane, okay?

[Patty sighs.] Okaaaaaaay.

So how've you been, Kid?

[soulsymmetrical]

As well as can be given the circumstances.

[imperfectsymmetry]

Our mundane's been keeping quiet on the subject. How bad are we talking about here?

[soulsymmetrical]

I'm a bit curious as to how much she knows...but it's nothing to worry about.

[granted he REALLY could use his weapons right about now—even if just one—but he doesn't want them caught up in this mess. ]

[imperfectsymmetry]

[Liz and Patty look over at their mundane expectantly.]

[The mundane offers a mumbled, sheepish answer.]

Ugh. She says she's been reading from the very beginning of where you're at, so she isn't up-to-date on recent stuff.

Stupid lazy mun. She's always plunking on that other laptop instead of more important stuff.

...Patty, that's her work laptop.

[soulsymmetrical]

Reading from the very beginning?

[imperfectsymmetry]

Well, from the beginning of your posts there. We're dealing with someone almost as obsessive as you.

[soulsymmetrical]

[he is...not sure how to feel about that.]

...I see.

[clears his throat.]

In any case, things have taken a turn for the worse and I have the misfortune of being in the headspace of the one who owns this particular place, so I can see what's going to happen.

But it's nothing that we haven't dealt with before, and I'm at least armed. They're not the same as having you both, of course, but they work.

[imperfectsymmetry]

You better not have replaced us, you got that?!

[Yeah, she heard maybe part of all that.]

[soulsymmetrical]

Of course I didn't. Trust me, I'd prefer having both of you than what I'm left to use.

[adarkfallenstar]

How thoughtful of your Mun to cave to their loneliness.

Your Mundane mus truly love your series to have so many muses from a single canon.

[imperfectsymmetry]

[And Liz is going to jump in before Patty yells again.]

Let me guess: You got normal guns with regular bullets.

[imperfectsymmetry]

She's crazy, really! She has three versions of the same person running around in her head, and she doesn't even send them anywhere!

[soulsymmetrical]

Fortunately no.

[the thought of having to resort to those types of guns disgusted him. at least with his soul bullets he could temper the level so they were not as lethal. there was just something about normal handguns that perturbed him in some way...]

There is a shop that could make custom weapons, even those that were specialized only for other worlds. While they are standard handguns in form, they have the capability of converting my soul wavelength into the bullets. However since they are physical objects and not another Weapon [ie, like them.] I can only perform standard attacks, so I'm a bit limited in my abilities.