new muse from an old fandom

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

A few things. First, confidence. If you want people to notice that RP DR whatever of yours, you need to make a fuss about it. And you need to make a fuss about it because where else am I going to play?

Second, I understand the lack of sunglasses but to have some vampire representing me? Really? I'm insulted.

Lastly, if you weren't planning on using me for porn this was a terrible idea for an account name.

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[mankindly]

The sunglasses are essential.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

[Oh look who it is. Well, hey.]

It just isn't the same without them, is it? But I don't want this one doodling dark shapes over my eyes. I'll look like a pirate that took out both his eyes instead of just the one.

[mankindly]

Or one of those trolls you see around here.

'S a good look for you, though, I s'pose. [ a pause, brow arching. ] Are you gonna' be used for porn?

[just_desserts]

Vampire pretty boys are in this season, cupcake, and it's only a vessel anyway. If you don't like the face, you can always get yourself a new one.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

Trolls?

[He groans lightly under his breath. It just had to be this one asking.]

No, no I am not. Can't say I have any interest in that direction. Seems like such a bother. Got into sleeping instead, I've gotten quite good at it.

[mankindly]

Trolls. You know, horns? [ makes gesture to the top of his head. ] Lots of 'em wear sunglasses.

[ well, after all, he's the antichrist. and an adult, now, so it was really inevitable. ]

That's a shame. You an' Aziraphale have been like an old married couple for thousands of years now without any of the benefits.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

[Now who is this? Not that it matters too much so long as they're all talk and no flaming swords or holy water.]

But I've gotten attached to this one. I've had it for literal centuries without so much as a scratch.

Well, perhaps a few during the Apocalypse-that-wasn't but otherwise ...

[mankindly]

Hey! I fixed it for you, didn't I?

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

Can't say I've run into them as of yet.

[It's not as though Crowley was anything even approaching squeamish but his conversations with the Adversary were special. Because he's the friggin' Adversary.]

[And Crowley snorts at that.] We are hardly, and there are other benefits to certain arrangements which do not exist if anyone should happen to ask.

Sex is. Well. I can't claim it isn't nice, but it's not for everyone.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

Of course, of course ...

[mankindly]

Well, you've only been here twenty minutes or so, give it time.

.. You're definitely an old married couple, Crowley, you may as well accept it. I'm kinda' glad, though. 'S good you both have company an' all.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

I suppose if they're that popular I might as well wait until the fad wears down.

[Though he doesn't like having to shift his eyes. And ... is Adam shipping them? That's vaguely terrifying.]

We are not. I'm fairly certain that demons can't get married and absolutely sure they can't be married to angels. Besides, I'd never survive all the nagging.

[mankindly]

[ they're technically his godfathers, after all.. ]

.. That's true. You'd be henpecked into retirement.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

[He rolls his eyes fondly.] Yes. It's always "don't drown the ducks, dear," and "don't drown the hipsters, dear." Honestly. One has to have his fun.

[just_desserts]

[ What no, this is not the archangel you're looking for, brosef. He's totally a pagan demigod now. Totally. Although anybody that they're calling Gabriel upstairs these days is probably a cheap replacement. ]

Oh! We had one of those. Very anti-climactic, really. All about a car and an idiot in the end, but I'm still kind of buttmad about missing front row seats for it.

[devil_put_aside_for_you]

[Whoever or whatever he is, he knows enough to be somebody.]

... I'm not sure what you heard, but a Bentley isn't just a car.