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Mun is lazy send help

Hey, girlie, now I'm pretty patient with you, but if you miss that deadline again I'm gonna start to get annoyed.

It's not like I'm worried about Ling and Ran Fan or anything, I'm just concerned whether they're taking care of my bar and my dog! And besides, your slowness is setting back my plans immensely! You need to finish up that re-app thing so you can get me back on the island, alright?

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[Oh god the dog...]

Edited 2012-07-23 02:40 (UTC)

Dorchette is perfectly fine.

[>__>;;; somehow...]

[WOW GREED TOTALLY SAW THAT INITIAL LOOK OF PANIC AND HE IS NOT IMPRESSED.]

He damn well better be. You two've been walking and feeding him every day?

[TO BE FAIR... >_> her mun keeps forgetting about him...]

[...]

[... but she still isn't the poster child for pet care...]

Of course we have.

[... yep]

I'm going to know when I get back so you better not be lying to me, girlie.

Do not insult me.

[It clearly depends on your definition of these things. ~~blame the mun, Greed. Blame the mun.~~]

Hah, you're touchy as ever, I see.

[MAYBE HE WILL!!!!!!!]

[HISS. SPIT.]

[She won't deem him with a response there--she doesn't owe him any sort of explanation or apology.]

Your mun needs to finish that application so you can take care of your own dog. I am a retainer, not a dog-sitter.

[MAN Greed kind of missed this!]

Isn't retainer just a fancy way of saying prince-sitter? You make sure he's healthy and well fed and keeps out of trouble. It's not really that different.

Oh great.

No need to get so excited, Ed.

[Don't take the bait. Don't take the bait. Don't take the bait. Don't take the bait.]

[She snorts, glaring daggers at him.]

No one is trying to assassinate your dog--and the fate of fifty-thousand* Yao is not resting on its back.

[ooc; * ok I can't remember the number for sure and I'm not looking it up pffff]

[Greed shrugs]

Details

[Gosh didn't you miss this Ran Fan.]

Sorry. Jumping for joy isn't my style.

[You know what? YOU'RE IN A DOUBLE OF LING'S BODY. YOU ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY SAFE ANYMORE.]

[She will kick your ass, Greed. She will seriously do it. >:|]

It's fine. You don't need to say anything, I know how you really feel.

Problem, girlie?

[HE'S NOT AFRAID OF YOU HE HAS HIS ULTIMATE SHIELD OUTSIDE OF THE ISLAND!!!]

Oh yeah? I'd love to hear your interpretation. Really.

Well it doesn't take an genius to figure out that if you were so mad about me dying that you must actually care about me deep down.

I get upset when ever my enemies are killed. Don't let it go to your head.

[a;dlgkajsd;lkagj]

Take care of your dog.

You take care of yours too.

[SICK BURN]

She's bringing you back? Um, I guess in your case, I'm a little glad.

[Because he won't have anywhere to go, right?]

Well if we're enemies I don't see what's keeping me from settling our score from last time when I get back!

Oh? Is that so? Have you missed me, miss Esther?

[Esther no why would you do this to his ego

And no, Ling and Ran Fan have been keeping his place warm for him!]

Edited 2012-07-23 05:04 (UTC)

You mean that lame fight that neither of us won?

Edited 2012-07-23 05:04 (UTC)

You're my friend. I'll miss any of my friends, Mister Greed.

[Why are you asking obvious questions?]

It only went that way because I was off my game, I hadn't had a chance to get used to fighting without my ultimate shield yet! Next time it will be different.

And I wasn't used to fighting without my alchemy. I learned hand to hand from the best, so don't think it'll be that easy!

I'm pretty sure you're the only one of my so-called "friends" who would admit to missing me, though.

[Hell, Ed won't even admit to being his friend let alone missing him!]

I'll wipe the floor with you, pipsqueak!

Umm...

[Weren't you the same with Mister Ling?]

I don't care what other people do. I'll be glad to welcome you back with a smile when you come back.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING PIPSQUEAK, YOU BODY SNATCHING BASTARD?!

[This entire cast is all pretty terrible about expressing their feelings for one another roflsob]

I would be hoping for more than just a smile.
[Greed pls]

Wow hey, you make it sound like I took this body by force!

[She has noticed when Ed bitched at her because she suggested him to bond with his dad and blamed her after he lost him since he did as she advised.]

Oh, would you like a welcome surprise? I could bake your favorite dessert. What would you like?

I don't care if he was dumb enough not to argue, you still snatched it up.

[SEE ESTHER THATS WHY YOU DON'T TRY TO FIX THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL CAST!!!]

I- [Greed has half a mind to explain that wasn't what he meant but it probably just would have made Esther mad anyway!!!] I don't really eat a lot of dessert.

Who am I to refuse such a generous offer?

[Oh... no. No no no no no. HE LIKED NOT BEING TEASED. HE WAS STARTING TO GET USED TO IT. NOW YOU HAVE TO COME BACK??

Damn it. :|

Except he's pretty happy he's coming back and not because he's tired of having to take care of his stupid dog all the time.]

Your dog is fine, Greed.

[Fucking Tsunining like a mo fo over here. He won't say he's happy you're coming back and you can't make him, Mun!!]

[As if they both aren't always tsunning at each other anyway!]

He has a name you know.

Your point being...? [He's having a shitty week. He doesn't mind pissing Greed off right now. It might make him feel better?]

I feed him, I clean up his crap, and he barks all the time. What more could you ask of me?

[Greed doesn't care how shitty your week has been, take care of his dog!!!]
He'd only be barking if you were doing something to piss him off. He needs to be walked too, you know.

[He is! Gawd. He's doing better than Ran Fan at it, too! Imagine that.]
I walk him! I just don't like that stupid ball game he keeps bugging me about.

[Because seriously how is throwing a ball fun?]

[He apologized OK. It was worth it.]

Um, then I'll choose the surprise.

[NICE SAVING THERE.]

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