trouser_chimp: (I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!)
Ritsu Sohma ([personal profile] trouser_chimp) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-22 08:24 pm
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some muses can return very loudly.

 I'M SO SORRY, MUNDANE!

I QUIETLY TRIED TO STAY IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEADSPACE SO I WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU BUT OF COURSE MY MERE EXISTENCE INVITES EVIL AND DISDAIN INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND! NOW YOU'RE BOTHERING YOURSELF BY SEARCHING GAMES WHICH WOULD SUFFER BY HAVING AN APPLICATION BEARING MY NAME! EVERY GAME THAT I TOUCH IS WROUGHT WITH DESPAIR AND ANGUISH, AND I AM A BANE ON THE VERY WORD ROLE-PLAY ITSELF!

FORGIVE ME MUNDAAAAAAANE!

I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE TO DREAMWIDTH, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!
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mane_priority: (go away)

[personal profile] mane_priority 2012-07-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

My mun is laughing.
just_1_minute: (pushing up glasses)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oi. If you're going to apologize for something, apologize for all the noise you're making.
trouser_chimp: (Squee!)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Isuzu-san!

Then... I've done something good after all?
trouser_chimp: (SOSORRYSOSORRYSOSORRY)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING SO LOUD THAT MY VOCAL CHORDS ARE MAKING YOU GO DEEEEEEAF!
just_1_minute: (gritting teeth)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he's just gritting his teeth, because OW.]

trouser_chimp: (Sobsobsob...)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why was I given a voice that only exists to grate at the nerves of others? Every cell in my throat is a complete waste of sound!
mane_priority: (adults?)

[personal profile] mane_priority 2012-07-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
If you care what she thinks.

[aka Rin thinks you are too loud.]
trouser_chimp: (Eek!)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh, this is like that thing we are taught when we are children! Don't talk to strangers! So, in that same vein, don't make strangers laugh?

I'M SO SORRY FOR FAILING BASIC SAFETY RULES!
just_1_minute: (feet up)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[This person is officially very odd. Still, Ban takes it in stride, and casually puts his feet up.]

...tell you what, kid. I'll forgive you if you put up a few posters for me.
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fortunately, that halts the crying and screaming for a moment.]

Eh? Posters?
just_1_minute: (smile)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Ban grins and hands over a few posters advertising the Get Backers retrieval service, along with some tape.]

Yeah. Just these. Put them up on a few lamp posts and everything's water under the bridge.

trouser_chimp: (My idol is Aaya-Nii!)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... yes, sir! Even a colossal failure such as I can do this!
just_1_minute: (Default)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit!

[Kind of. Congratulations, you have the lowest self-esteem of anyone he's ever met.]

trouser_chimp: (Smile Like You Mean It)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then I shall inform the world about the information here thus!

[But he has the lack of confidence for some good reasons... given that he'll walk face-first into a lamppost.]
just_1_minute: (jealous of the moon)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Get Backers can recover anything that's been lost. We have a 100% success rate.

[personal profile] princess_luna 2012-07-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[This is getting most irritating, so...]

THOU ART FORGIVEN!
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
EEK!

[... Wait. What. He blinks.]

... Isuzu-san? Did you dye your fur?
withthisherringseal: (What the flying fuck?)

[personal profile] withthisherringseal 2012-07-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
... [Don't mind the speechless emo-seal. Don't mind him at all, Sohma. :|]
trouser_chimp: (Sobsobsob...)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Long as you don't mind him breaking into sobs, sure.]
withthisherringseal: (What the flying fuck?)

[personal profile] withthisherringseal 2012-07-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[...He might, unfortunately. :|']

...You...don't have to apologize so much. [So boggled.]
trouser_chimp: (Eek!)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry for apologizing so much!
withthisherringseal: (What the flying fuck?)

[personal profile] withthisherringseal 2012-07-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...Just. This face. What is with his self-esteem? orz]

It's fine, it's fine...calm down, already.
trouser_chimp: (Yes... I'm Pathetic...)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Sniffle sniffle.]

I'm sorry for not calming down...
trouser_chimp: (Default)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
What a proud and noble business.
withthisherringseal: (What the flying fuck?)

Goddamn, his icons make it look like he's a girl instead. /GENDER CONFUSION @_@

[personal profile] withthisherringseal 2012-07-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Uhh...have a hug? He's really not sure of what to make of this screwball mess he just stumbled upon... 0_o]
trouser_chimp: (Eek!)

that's the point! He's a crossdresser, and has canonly been mistaken for female ;)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[EEK. HUMAN CONTACT. He jerks in place, startled.]

A-Ah?!
withthisherringseal: (What the flying fuck?)

Oh lord. XD; Woe to any of his male suitors!

[personal profile] withthisherringseal 2012-07-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Is...something wrong with me doing this?

[Sorry, he's still practically frozen on this expression.]
tinfoil_angel: (Default)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-07-23 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're not bad.

[Karl is just going to pat Ritsu's shoulder. Luckily he's used to having some crazy friends.]
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? You... you think so?
trouser_chimp: (A-ah!)

fortunately he's never gotten one... but he does get a girlfriend who cries as much as he does!

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
N-No, of course not! I'm sorry to have implied that it was!
tinfoil_angel: (Who am I going to tell)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-07-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
If your mun didn't like you as a character you wouldn't be in their headspace at all.

So they're happy to see you and honestly I'm happy to see you too.
just_1_minute: (Default)

[personal profile] just_1_minute 2012-07-23 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Ritsu. If only you knew all the shenanigans he gets involved in practically every single job.]

It's rarely boring.

[Short pause.]

What kind of job do you have?
trouser_chimp: (Smile Like You Mean It)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2012-07-23 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, when I'm not bringing utter ruin to my mother's hot springs, i'm a failing student at the local university.
surrounded_by_idiots: (Not amused)

[personal profile] surrounded_by_idiots 2012-07-26 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god her ears! Looks like she'll be running into lunatics around here...]

Can you please kindly tone it down, I'd rather not lose my loss of hearing anytime soon...
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