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[dupelicate]

You know it's been a week, right?

Like, a whole week! What are you waiting for, someone else to write your first post? ...What do you mean, yes!? Jeez, get a grip!

...and stop eating all those stupid beans!

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[killyoubastards]

Wow Luke, your mun sure is lazy. Better hurry up before it's too late!

[dupelicate]

Yeah, yeah. I'm working on it... but it's--

[dupelicate]

[dupelicate]

Wait a minute, like you have any space to talk! Hey, you even got accepted before me!

Where's your post, huh?

[killyoubastards]

Hey, don't change the subject! Boooo.

... It's coming!

[tenerezza]

One week isn't long a time to wait, Luke. You just need to be patient.

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[dupelicate]

Mother!

[dupelicate]

...You're right, I'm sorry. I guess I just got a little impatient.

But I can't take it totally easy. Others are waiting on us, too!

[dupelicate]

Oh yeah? How much do you have done?

[tenerezza]

That's all right. Sometimes we need a nudge in the right direction. My player has people waiting for us as well, but making them nervous won't help.

[dupelicate]

Right. Thank you, Mother.

...So, uh, what do you do? I mean, to get your player going!

[tenerezza]

Hmm, I actually find it not unlike encouraging you. A kind word may be all it takes. Though if yours is not so diligent, you might need to put your foot down.

[ To be honest, she can't bring herself to scold her slacker of a mun anymore than she can Luke. That's why she hasn't been introed either... ]

[dupelicate]

[mooooooooom you're embarrassing meee]

Y-Yeah? I'll give it a shot... but how am I gonna put my foot down if she doesn't listen? It's not like I can take away her allowance, or something like that.

[tenerezza]

[ proof she is doing her job right ♥ ]

I suppose you could not speak to her for a short time. Your absence could inspire her to try harder.

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[dupelicate]

[mom why]

I guess... but wouldn't that be kind of mean in its own way?

[dupelicate]

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[dupelicate]

What am I saying? She started it! Yeah, if nice stuff doesn't work, I'm definitely going to yell at her again!

...Or not speak to her. Whatever works!

[tenerezza]

[ because she loves youuuu ]

There you go, dear. Surely she'll start writing once she sees how sad it's making you. [ and since when did sad = RAGE? ]

My only other suggestion would be to lend her a hand on your post. Working together makes the load lighter for both.

[nopinkyswears]

What, you can't even convince your mundane to write an introductory post?

Pathetic.

[dupelicate]

[dupelicate]

Are you offering to help?

[nopinkyswears]

Who said anything about helping? This is your problem, not mine.

[dupelicate]

[her words have a strangely calming effect, or more honestly, a vaguely embarrassing effect. DON'T ENCOURAGE ME WEIRDLY MOM]

Uh, yeah. I'll give it a shot. Maybe I can give her some ideas.

So... you get along pretty well with your player, huh?

[dupelicate]

[you are so nnghhrfhghh]

Well, guess what? It's done!

[H E H]

[nopinkyswears]

[Pretty much, yeah.]

If you're expecting me to congratulate you, you can forget it. Anyone else would've made sure their mundane was working on it ages ago.

...Do you even know how to fire a gun?

[dupelicate]

[sigh

wait]

[dupelicate]

What does firing a gun have to do with anything?

[nopinkyswears]

[Scoffs quietly.]

...For the 'wild animals'. I hear summer camp is just full of surprises.

[tenerezza]

Perhaps your friends could also offer their input. Your skills compliment each other well.

[ Would you rather she pet your head and tell you what a good boy you've been? SHE CAN DO THAT YOU KNOW ]

Mm. We're on good terms thus far. It seems a great honor to be placed in a game, and I admit to being excited by the prospect of spending time with you and Asch. [ one of you? there's so many of her darling boys out there ]

[killyoubastards]

All of it!!

... Now.

[dupelicate]

...You waited until you posted it to reply! That's cheating!

[dupelicate]

Why do I have to fire a gun? Can't I just use a sword?

[dupelicate]

Well, as long as Asch actually talks to you! Jeez... [crosses arms ASCH HOW DARE YOU SNUB MOM!!! SHE LOVES YOU TOO]

[nopinkyswears]

Let me guess. Your mundane conveniently forgot to tell you anything useful before she signed you up.

If you want to survive, figure it out.

[dupelicate]

Oh, high and mighty Asch! Won't you grace me with your vast knowledge of the universe?

[tenerezza]

[ A-ACTUALLY, HE TRIED TO RUN AWAY ON HER, HAHA... ] Things like that take time, Luke. You can hardly begrudge him for being wary.