Getting all DCAU up in here

[nothingbetter]

I'm bored. Really bored! I hate being bored! Mundane, do something to fix my boredom! I command you!

...I don't know; dance around for me. Preform for me a jig! One with lots of twirling! And wave your arms around, too! Haha! How amusing! You may not be completely useless after all, mundane. Now, fetch me cake-- NO! No sprinkles! I loathe sprinkles! I want strawberry cake with fresh berries and strawberry sauce. Oh, and put a dollop of cream on the plate, too, it makes the cake look nicer.

I don't care if you don't have any of that. I want it! Get me my cake or you'll be Teekl's dinner!

Comments

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...What's a Teekl?

[princessofjustice]

Hey mister - it's rude to just bark a bunch of orders like that at your mun! They're not your servant!

[nothingbetter]

Teekl's my familiar. What are you meant to be?

[nothingbetter]

...It's been a long time since anyone's talked to me like that.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well that depends, I can either be a human. Or you can either talk to me as a dragon.

It's entirely up to you.

[nothingbetter]

A dragon? How boring. Can't you turn into anything more interesting?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Uh, no? I like being a dragon.

[How could being a dragon be boring? It's the coolest thing ever to her.]

[nothingbetter]

Then you're boring.

[Bleh, dragons are so cliche to him, not to mention not that helpful. Now, if she was a demon, then it'd be completely different.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Boring?!

Excuse me!? I happen to share the bloodline of a group of some pretty amazing dragons where I'm from, The Goldenscales and nothing about them seems boring to me.

Can't say much for you however...what's with the black fashion combo and the geeky haircut?

[nothingbetter]

Are you suffering hearing loss? I said you're boring, boring, boring. Totally uninteresting.

And if you judge people by their extremely fashionable looks, then you're equally as stupid.

[Huff. He's just gonna eat some cake, now. Delicious cake. Cake which she can't have any of.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

So, What exactly are you supposed to be?

[stupid? yup. Congrats Klarion you figured her out pretty quicky. She's pretty good at getting herself into trouble.]

[nothingbetter]

I'm a witch-boy, of course.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Right.

Can't say I've ever met one of those before, Guess I was due to meet one sooner or later. So "witch-boy" got any tricks you wanna show me?

[princessofjustice]

Well, I can't just sit idly by while someone treats another person like dirt for no good reason! It's just not right!

Time for Trouble?

[lordofcranky]

You're wasting your breath. These mun-person-things are about as useless as those brats who keep trying to foil my plans.

...though cake sounds good. I think I'll have a slice too.

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!

[nothingbetter]

Mundane! More cake!

[Wait, what is this-- Fine. Just take the cake, already.]

At least my mun has cake. Though she doesn't have strawberry ice-cream and there's nothing better than strawberry!

[nothingbetter]

There's a very good reason, moron. I'm Klarion dum dum dum... The witch-boy! And I always get what I want.

TO DIVIDE THE WORDS, WITH DEVASTATION!

[lordofcranky]

[Klarion helps himself to a piece because he does what he wants.]

Ooh, strawberry.

Well, why not? Doesn't she know what happens when we don't get what we want?

[princessofjustice]

[WHAT.]

Witch-boy or not, you're still very rude, Mister Klarion!

[nothingbetter]

And you're annoying.

TO UNITE ALL MUSES WITHIN OUR NATION

[nothingbetter]

[Such a rebel, Klarion.]

She only has chocolate ice-cream. I'd feed her to Teekl, but then I couldn't have fun tormenting her, so you understand the predicament. It's either ice-cream or human suffering. Do you expect me to choose?

TO ANNOUNCE THE EVILS AS TRUTH AND LOVE

[lordofcranky]

[/sunglasses]

I say go for both.

Teekl always comes first. Make sure she's properly fed, then get a new mun or something. One who's more fun!