On Attempting a New Character...

[containedrage]

I'm not sure you know what you're getting into with me. I have lows, I have extreme lows, and there's more than that, so I want you to think very hard before taking me on. I know one of your problems is that you don't think you're smart enough to play me. Well, unlike some people of the millionaire persuasion, I try not to overwhelm people with scientific doubletalk unless there's no other alternative. Unless they happen to understand the doubletalk.

But I want you to be really sure, because if the lows aren't fun for me, they're not going to be fun for you either.

But you're bound and determined, aren't you?

The only thing I can do, then, is wish you good luck.