corruptedsouls: (Until you find it there)
Tobias Hayes ([personal profile] corruptedsouls) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-20 01:40 am

Old AU muse reawoken with a fresh coat of paint!

I... feel strange...

[That's understandable, Toby. Seeing as you were written quite a while ago, I had to do some updating, polishing, and cleaning to get you in a better spot. You lost all of your game memories from Witches Reign, unfortunately, but it's not something that can be helped.]

...Oh... is that... why...

[Yes, that's why.]

...I remember... a blue Moltres...

Why...?

[That's... not a Moltres you're remembering, Toby.]

Then... what is it...?

[Oh, I'm sure you'll find out when he shows up. I sincerely doubt Marco is going to let this go without tearing me a new something.]

...Hm...
frustrates: (you know that everything's all right)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
... So his name is Marco, and your name is Tobias?

These muns and their theme naming. It's fucking embarrassing.

[says the girl who named her pokemon after herself.]
frustrates: (just to be not denied)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Well then I just made an ass out of you and me.
frustrates: (But that don't coincide)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:27 am (UTC)(link)

(Wow. Is he rude or just an idiot?)

[She stares and then ... a slow clap.]

Right, because you don't even need my help becoming an ass.
frustrates: (with the things that you're doing)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
.....

(It's official. This boy has the IQ of a Snorlax.)
frustrates: (I'm at my wits end)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
["That look... it's so intriguing!"]
frustrates: (we've got a way to go)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[... Just kidding. This is no place for a pokemon battle, is it?]

You got a staring problem or something?
frustrates: (there's no time for a fuss and a fight)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[....well this mood suddenly got awkward.]

... I left them with my mom in Hearthome for a while. Um. Other business.
frustrates: (so you go)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah what's up with that. I mean, there ... MIGHT be people who don't have any, but wow, how do you get through life. You're a 10 years old grown ass adult!]

... So are you even a pokemon trainer?
frustrates: (but you know)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you look kinda like this guy Ern- GAH!

[DA FUQ

she reflexively flings her pokedex at his face.]


... ...

[WHY DID SHE FLING HER POKEDEX AT HIS FACE]
frustrates: (life is like a journey)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...ahem]

NICKI, scan for Neural Upset Zone.

[and now she's talking to her pokedex. Sooooo crazy.]
frustrates: (cruel to be kind)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[the pokedex, now at the ground at Tobias's feet... answers back?!]

Understood! Actually, I already have a readout, but this method of collecting data is not ideal, so please be more careful when operating NICKI in the future~

[.... April just looks at it dumbly .... ]

Uh. Sorry.
frustrates: (it's a very good sign)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[... ping!]

You are forgiven! Please wait...

Data is incomplete. Estimated Potential NUZ is at 86%.


"Estimated Potential?" Ugh, where's the manual for this thing...
frustrates: (with some pride for the ride)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uh.

Well I hate to break it to you, but it kinda looks like you're the first human to be affected by a Neural Upset Zone. A patient zero...

[come to think of it, maybe she'd better pull her scarf up over her nose and face. She doesn't know what causes these yet, but fuck getting airborne viruses if that's the case. Her voice is muffled as it rests over her face.]

You should really go see a Professor.
frustrates: (to the city the city of light)

[personal profile] frustrates 2012-07-20 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[and she suddenly looks very, very suspicious.]

Why not?

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