Someone is not amused with his username...

[nightwingisadick]

Dude, you know that nobody is going to find this funny, right?

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[totallyhisniece]

It's a little funny.

[arbadacarba]

[Normally, she would find it a little funny. But after everything that's happened recently...]

Really?

[allthesensors]

Agreed.

[worlds_best_father]

Another one of you. Annoying speedsters showing up all over the place, now.

[nightwingisadick]

Okay, it might be a little funny. It's definitely not as hilarious as the mun thinks it is, though.

[nightwingisadick]

[That's what's stopping Wally from being amused, too.]

Hey, don't look at me. I had no say in the matter.

[nightwingisadick]

Sorry, dude. It wasn't my idea.

[arbadacarba]

That name is just awful on so many levels.

[nightwingisadick]

You're welcome to leave if you want. Nobody will stop you.

[Can't handle the awesomeness of speedsters, Sporty?]

[nightwingisadick]

You don't have to tell me that, Zee. But what can I do?

[arbadacarba]

[A sigh, and her hand rises to her forehead]

Nothing, really.

Sorry. I guess I'm still a little tense after everything.

[worlds_best_father]

Certainly not you, of all people. The last time you attempted that, I recall body-checking you into a tree.

[All you red-headed heroes are keeping my daughters from their proper path.]

[nightwingisadick]

[He's going to sigh too and raise a hand to rub the back of his neck. He hates the fact that he has to lie to everyone while all this is going on.]

Don't worry about it. I'm sure everybody is still on edge after everything that's happened.

[leftthenest]

Sounds like I lost a fan.

[arbadacarba]

That's putting it mildly.

I feel completely powerless. I should've been there. I would've been able to stop him. Do something.

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, it's got mine cracking up, yours did well on some level at least.

... How are you- Well. How are you?

[nightwingisadick]

Dude, I wouldn't say that. They just think it's funny because of what's going on at the moment and well, you know.

They obviously need a better sense of humor.

[inmateincharge]

Bahahahahahahaha!

[nightwingisadick]

Are you seriously bringing up something from five years ago?

[Maybe if you were a better father then you could have avoided all this.]

[nightwingisadick]

Don't beat yourself up over it, Zatanna. She wouldn't want that.

Besides, if it's somebodies fault, it's mine.

[nightwingisadick]

[Sigh.] About as well as you could expect.

You don't need to worry about me, though.

[worlds_best_father]

It's one of those "funny moments" you remember for a while. It just cracks other villains up.

[Not my fault she couldn't hack it.]

[nightwingisadick]

Right. I should have said that nobody sane would find this funny.

[arbadacarba]

No. It's not. You are the least blamable person in all of this.

[totallyhisniece]

Maybe not, but I probably will anyway.