Because this blind samurai wannabe is stubborn. Canon is Until Death Do Us Part

[ex_prizeneck379]

Before you start thinking I'm gonna tell you to get your priorities straight...

I'm not.

I know what you're doing and I kind of get it.

Just don't hasten your choice. Play it cool, man.

It's not like I can see where you're placing me. Heh.

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[filesaves]

...Wow. Already breaking out the puns, really?

You're totally gonna get far around here, I can see that already.

[ex_prizeneck379]

Not sure if they can be puns when it's the truth.

[filesaves]

So you're either blind or wearing sunglasses at night?

[ex_prizeneck379]

Hah. Who knows.

[filesaves]

You, I'd have thought. Unless you're saying that you don't know, which wouldn't make any sense. Why say it's true if that's the case?

[ex_prizeneck379]

And why not?

[filesaves]

Because you wouldn't know enough to figure whether it's true or not?

Hey, that was your statement, not mine. Not like I wanna know how your head's supposed to work anyway.

[Though 'nonsensical cryptic dude' is about to be checked off the list anyway, with a side note of questionable taste in puns :T]

Tell me you don't do this 'ask questions to answer questions' thing all the time, otherwise this conversation is going to get troublesome.

[ex_prizeneck379]

[YOU'RE ONE TO TALK]

Nah. I save that for special occasions.

[filesaves]

[HUSH HUSH]

Aah, special, right. I guess I ought to feel honored or something.

[ex_prizeneck379]

[A snerk] Or something.

[filesaves]

[wait what snerk WHY ARE YOU SNERKING]

[so maybe it's kind of stupid to take offense but there's still a very slight bit of offense anyway]

[encapsulated into a small huff]

What, you've got other suggestions for the 'something' category?

[ex_prizeneck379]

[Your aversion to nonchalance is showing, kid.]

I thought that's what "or something" means.