why do i keep getting sucked into this series

[tensasai]

Okay, seriously. You keep watching clips from that stupid movie wanting to see more about this clumsy (CLUMSY!) version of me and now you're thinking about "tossing Ten into various places again"? ...I am kind of curious about movie!Lee since we haven't seen him yet but-

No way. This is not how you give someone a break!

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[willoffire]

I think other!you is ...kindacute. [ Mumblemumbles HE SAID NOTHING OKAY ]

[tensasai]

[OH HO HO]

[but she is rude so]

Other me is what?

1/2

[willoffire]

Nothing! It's just-- Well. Y'know.

She's got those little bandages and. Uh. She looks kinda grumpy.

[willoffire]

Even though, right now you look grumpy too.

1/2

[tensasai]

[she's always had swag, that's not the issue here]

[tensasai]

Grumpy?

[what what whaaaaaat]

Damnit Naruto there's nothing cute about losing your only defining traitbeing clumsy and failing with weapons! It's a joke! What kind of ninja are they making me!

[willoffire]

Totally grumpy. [ Lol what he doesn't say is that HE DIGS THAT shhhh. ]

Besides, you know you kick ass with weapons already! What's the problem? You're not worried, right?

[tensasai]

[... fwap, right upside his head.]

Of course I'm not worried! I just don't see what's so interesting about it.

[willoffire]

OW! What?! What'd I do?! [Oh my god Tenten hitting turns him on okay. ]

I guess it's just different. Besides, maybe some parts of you are the same. [ He's not talking about her chest okay wow I'm sorry. ] You're still a ninja and all and you still like weapons too much! Maybe in this other world you just need more practise.

[tensasai]

[wow this is not a foreplay thread PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN]

...too much.

[seriously you could not dig your hole any deeper here and she will probably bury you in it.

but...]

Maybe. At least I'm not a pervert like Neji.

[cough]

[willoffire]

Whaaaat! I haven't done anything here! ... Hardly anything! [ TRIES TO LOOK WOUNDED/INNOCENT is it working?? ]

Heh. See? It could be worse. You could be a pervert like Neji! Or kinda dumb like Shikamaru!

[tensasai]

[totally immune, sorry.

but it's kind of hilarious to gossip about the others instead of complaining some more.]

I knew he used the Byakugan to spy on people. Should probably feel sorry for my other self, you can't really hide from a Hyuuga.

...maybe I should feel sorry for you too.

[willoffire]

I bet he does it all the time, just no one noticed! I mean he's waaay too uptight. Something's gotta give sometimes. [ Not that he thinks about this. He. Doesn't? ] But, it looks like your other self doesn't take any crap from him either.

Eh? Why would you feel sorry for me?

[tensasai]

Can't really hide from a Hyuuga. [duh.] Hinata's supposed to be all aggressive towards you or whatever right? Good luck with that.

Anyway it wouldn't surprise me if Neji peeked now and then, everyone's got their dirty little secrets and honestly if I could do it I would. [He will now.]

[obstinates]

"Ten"? Why the half name? Does that make me "Naru"? Mun-dude doesn't tell me much, y'know.

yes good, all the narutos come to me

[tensasai]

I think she just can't be bothered to write my whole name. Because it's so difficult to add three more letters.

Can you blame me for not being interested in any of this?

go sleep yo

[obstinates]

In what? Eh? What were you talking about? Something interesting? Guess not.

you're not my real mom

[tensasai]

...Did you just wander over here without listening to a word I said?

Being interested in a weird version of me! Putting me in memes again or something!

I don't want to do any of it!

some of us wish we could sleep

[obstinates]

No! I heard... stuff!

And why not? It's nice bein' out.

8[

[tensasai]

Not when she's getting weird ideas about keeping me out. Again.

[fifth_kazekage]

...Movie?

[Offering so helpfully.] Clumsiness will get you killed.

[godaime]

Well, it could be worse. You could suddenly have glasses, and your assistant suddenly has become bustier. [ ...She's a little irritated over that. ] Your pet pig could suddenly swell into a monster sized boar too. [ Don't worry, Tentem. She'll offer helpful advice if you just press for it. ]

so sleepyyyy

[obstinates]

Yeah, but anything is better than being' stuck, y'know.

/gives coffee

[tensasai]

I dunno, I liked being left alone.

red bull plz and thank you

[obstinates]

Boooooooriiiiiiiinnnnng.