Considering abaxcity

[willpunchfaces]

Okay, listen you ... person. Lady. I'm glad you like me and all, but I have work to do in Ultra City. I can't leave my Scavengers and the other Avengers behind so you can take me to this Abooboo place or whatever it's called. I all ready have a city to explore -- one that has a lot of robots for me to shoot, too. Does this Aboxa City have that? No? Okay then.

Don't even bring up the whole dad and mom thing, either. Whoever those people are there? They aren't my parents, and if you bring it up again, I will punch you in the face.

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[ofafeather]

Aren't you a little young to be an Avenger?

HI SON

[swissarmybow]

Shooting robots?

[willpunchfaces]

Why does everyone say that? I am more than capable- [woah woah woah isn't that?

sorry Bobbi, he's just gonna. stare. for a minute]

[ofafeather]

[....wtf.]

Maybe, but you're...bitty.

'SUP DAD

[willpunchfaces]

Yeah. Ultron left like ten thousand of them behind when we kicked his butt.

[swissarmybow]

Is this for sport?

[mstitel]

Abooboo? [Seriously? If James had any less control he'd be cra-

Oh who are we kidding. The kid's snickering at you, Francis.]

That sounds like a perfect place for you. [brat brat brat]

[willpunchfaces]

[get it together Francis get it together Francis]

Yeah well! We're all the world's got -- me and the others, I mean.

[willpunchfaces]

What, the robots? No. We're trying to reclaim the city for all the people Ultron tried to kill.

[willpunchfaces]

[don't you even start, James. he will totally punch you]

You have no idea what you're talking about.

[swissarmybow]

That kind of robots.

Who's Ultron?

[ofafeather]

The other Avengers, I'm guessing?

[willpunchfaces]

Yeah. There's just the five of us and Tony, but we're doing okay.

[mstitel]

[YOU COULDN'T TOUCH HIM, BARTON]

Not really. [Nooooooot even sorry for that] I don't really care beyond the stupid name.

[p a u s e] Your parents are there?

[willpunchfaces]

Ultron? He's the robot that killed my parents and a lot of other people. Tony said he made him a long time ago, but then the thing went crazy.

You're lucky you don't know what it is. That or stupid.

[ofafeather]

Tony Stark?

[willpunchfaces]

[YOU WANNA BET?]

You really need to learn to keep your mouth shu- no they aren't. I all ready said those people aren't my mom and dad!

[willpunchfaces]

Yeah. You ... you know him?

[ofafeather]

Yeah, well. Sorta unavoidable when we're both Avengers. Separate teams, but still.

[willpunchfaces]

[nope nope nope she's not who you think she is, Barton, she's not who you think she is just. just don't even think about it]

Like I said: There's only a few of us now. And you aren't one of them.

[mstitel]

[LETS GO, SNOW HAIR]

So what? They're Hawkeye and... whatever your mom was called, right?

Or since you actually got your dad for a few years it's just not close enough?

[ofafeather]

There's definitely more than five, where I'm from. Always has been. So you're either from another universe or the future. Or both.

[Bobbi has amazing skills of deduction, obvs.]

[swissarmybow]

A guy named Tony making robots and causing trouble. Not surprised.

You're a little young to be calling somebody my age stupid.

[willpunchfaces]

[BRING IT, FIRE HEAD]

Hawkeye and Mockingbird, you idiot.

It's not my fault your dad couldn't stay alive like mine could.

[mstitel]

Whatever.

[.... Oh you DID NOT JUST GO THERE]

My dad was just brave enough to not run away while all his friends got killed.

[Oops. That might be some latent Tony bitterness surfacing but you know what SCREW IT. IT STILL FITS.]