v-voicetesting, idek, hi

[adoptalizard]

I get that you want to have your cute little pretendy fun times, really, it's adorable. Precious, even. I think I feel a tear coming on. Along with the urge to projectile vomit or seek therapy to convince myself I was never involved in something so pathetic. But I actually, believe it or not, have better things to do with my time than sit around with some loser playing sad little text games on the internet.

Like watching paint dry. Or having a root canal. The list of Things I Would Rather Be Wasting The Time You Can't Afford goes on and on.