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[alignmentor]

Aah, are you taking me out for a walk? Wow, that's pretty generous of you-- did something nice happen today?

I know you know that I'm not a 'stay-in-one-place' kind of person, mun. But I'm not going to sit here and tell you what to do, since I don't dabble in that sort of thing.

Remember?

Maa, if you've forgotten, that's still all fine and good.

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[goodforflying]

You're the type to tuck his tail in and run, huh?

[Hi, what are manners, my middle name is bratty-mini, aren't you jealous of my sense of tact yet >] ]

[alignmentor]

[ and Oshino is the champion of GIVES NO FUCKS, so this should be... interesting... ]

Hahah! I like that you've stuck with the dog metaphor, but I wouldn't exactly say that about myself.

[ and of course, he smiles one of his very, very vague smiles. ]

And I think I'm more of a cat person, now. That is to say, I have a lot of experience with them.

[goodforflying]

[Interesting indeed. He's getting serious Diachi vibes off you and this doesn't bode well]

Do me the favour and don't ever play football.

[Because football is important and has to be thought of first, even when you're speaking to a creepy stranger, yep]

Aren't animals supposed to have keener senses?

[alignmentor]

Football? No, I'll leave that for people who are better at it than I am.

[ aka people who care more about it. he just shrugs. ]

And you're right-- good observation! But, as you can see...

[ makes the 'cat ears' motion. ]

I'm missing the ears.

[goodforflying]

Good decision! If the rest of those untalented morons would do the same it would be even better.

[Nnnooot being able to read your thoughts here is a truly wonderful thing. You don't want to know what kind of rant would come your way otherwise. . .]

Don't tell me that you would want to have a pair. You'd be even more of a creep with those things twitching on your head.