totally maybe not heading for ataraxion

[forsooth]

A space ship? I don't understand, I thought you had no plans for me? 

... Even though I agree whole heartedly that James might just need a babysitter.

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[mstitel]

I don't need a babysitter.

[forsooth]

No, but you might need some sort of sitter. [Does that make sense? NOPE.]

[thespidergirl]

I know, right? What's up with the spaceships and the space stations of TORTURE AND DOOM and stuff? It's kind of getting old. And annoying. I don't want to go live on a torture station, but nobody cares, and I'm going anyway.

[ a little sheepish ] Hi.

[mstitel]

.... Torunn that didn't even work.

[SEESTER HE IS SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.]

The ship sucks, by the way.

[forsooth]

[/IGNORING]

It does? How could a space ship suck? It's in space. And I've heard it's pretty interesting from my mundane.

[forsooth]

Torture and doom? [She's stuck between a scoff and ... what might be a gulp. But nay! She is a Daughter of Thor, she shan't be afraid.]

I'm sure with so many of us there the 'doom' can go take a vacation.

Hello.

[thespidergirl]

You'd think, but the place I'm going? Like, it's got collars that limit your powers, if you have any, and this crazy computer that does experiments on people! On the bright side, my girlfriend's coming with me.

[ squee! ]

[mstitel]

It's this weird... I dunno, it just does.

[H E L P F U L]

[forsooth]

[...Wow James. You're more useless than usual.]

Go on?

[mstitel]

[Oh my god Torunn he takes back everything he ever said about wanting you on the ship with him.]

It's just- .... it's a ship. In space. And there are things. And Tony's there but he's kind of a jerk. And younger.

[forsooth]

Collars that ... limit your powers? And experiments? That doesn't sound too different from my world. Sans the collars, of course.

I am sorry. But glad your beloved will be with you.

[forsooth]

[NO TAKEBACKSIES, DAMNIT.]

Tony's there? He's ... Younger? [THE JERK THING IS STRANGE WHAT EVEN.] Did he find a way to de-age himself?

[mstitel]

No, he's... a different Tony. He's in his forties and has brown eyes. Dark hair.

[Instead of the white hair and blue eyes they're used to. But okay so he's not really a jerk, James just has issues and Tony's freaking out but it still counts]

[forsooth]

His forties? So young? But that's--! [Okay hey, calm down Torunn.] He is not our Tony. I have heard of these other universes; he is one of theirs perhaps?

Is ... our Tony there? Have we heard from him?

[mstitel]

Yeah, he's another Tony. Another universe. I don't think we even happen, there.

[Or at least James doesn't. Since everyone seems so surprised at Steve and Natasha being together.]

...... No. [That's... the longest pause in history, Torunn] I haven't heard from anyone since I got there.

[ofafeather]

Plans with spaceships rarely end well.

[snaketrap]

[ By the nine... ] You look. [ Clears throat a little, but not enough to wipe that horrible smile off his face. ]

Smaller and shall we say less masculine.

[forsooth]

Perhaps not yet. Tony was much older when he took us to safety, remember. Do not rule it out completely.

[... Oh.]

Then you shall continue to wait until I can join you. And do not take all the fights before I get there, either.

[forsooth]

I would not know. [REALLY, SHE'S NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE.]

[forsooth]

[Frown. Why are you familiar, tall thin man?]

I am only sixteen. I have yet to grow into my body. Besides which, I am a woman, not meant to be that masculine.

[DON'T MAKE HER FEEL BAD FOR BEING SO SCRAWNY FOR HER AGE OKAY. GEEZ.]

[mstitel]

Aye.

[There's a grin, Torunn. One that's quickly fading into a really annoyed expression]

Oh. And. Flying a robot into space was the stupidest thing I've ever seen you do. What was with that?

[YOU WORRIED HIM YOU ASSHOLE :C ]

[ofafeather]

I'd try to keep it that way, if I were you. They're not really that exciting.

[snaketrap]

[ He hasn't a clue. Loki is a beacon of innocence, didn't you get the memo? ] My, so young. To whom do I owe congratulations to. Clearly you are a Daughter of Thor, but do enlighten me of the mother?

[ Tell him it's not that Foster woman. This will make his life so much... well it won't actually improve his life at all but it will give him yet another thing to make Thor feel terrible about and such a thought appeases him greatly. ]

[forsooth]

[SUDDENLY AFFRONTED.]

I was disposing of him! He would be unable to return to us- or at least it would take him a long time to do so and-- [...SUDDENLY REMEMBERING. And grabbing James by the shoulders because EXCITE.]

That's right! James, I met-- My Father! Thor, he was there, he-- [She takes a breath] He saved me. He gave me the Asgardian warrior's armour. James, I met my father.

[forsooth]

But my brother is there. I cannot leave him on his own. [IT IS THE ONLY REASON. She refuses to leave him there.]