[When a man was no longer a man, when he'd lived for nearly five hundred years, the idea of "fun" was something that seemed trivial. And yet, if chased, it was harder to get a hold of than a ghost. Harker made it ten times harder, and, as such, had thoroughly ruined any other plans Vlad had had to ruin him with.]
I pity your parents, having such a terrible son. Be gone, you are causing me to feel physically ill.
I LIKE THIS we'll save that for memes? :3
I pity your parents, having such a terrible son. Be gone, you are causing me to feel physically ill.