what am i doing?

[sleepygunsman]

....What are you doing? Slacking isn't good Mundane.

......I don't slack off. I get the job done don't I?

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[frosti]

Yes slacking off is bad isn't it?

[sleepygunsman]

[Oh wow. You're big.]

Yes, very. If you slack off then you'll get scolded or beaten.

[Is making it sound worse than it really is. ]

[frosti]

Scolded or beaten? By who?

[sleepygunsman]

Anyone of higher rank than you? I don't get families but I assume it's like a job isn't it?

[frosti]

Now why would they beat something as cute as you?

[sleepygunsman]

....I am?

[Does not compute. What is this cute? Animals are cute. Cute and cuddly. Lace is neither of those. (Only he actually is but shh don't tell him that) ]

[frosti]

Da you are.

[sleepygunsman]

But I'm not a girl or an animal....

[And clearly those are the only things that can be and are cute. ]

[frosti]

( Run away now. Aww, Russia takes a step closer. )

Doesn't matter, немного.

[sleepygunsman]

[Why would he do that? Oh whoa man, getting a little close. But not moving.]

I don't speak Russian...

[frosti]

I said, little one.

[sleepygunsman]

Wouldn't everyone be little to you? You're pretty big...

[frosti]

Ah me? How am I big?

[sleepygunsman]

[He moved closer and reached up to show him their height difference.]

See? Bigger.

[frosti]

Ha you're very funny. I'm not that big. I'm just older.

[sleepygunsman]

Still bigger. You don't look old....

[frosti]

Oh but I am. Regardless you're still cute.

[sleepygunsman]

......Thanks?

[He's never been called that before. Don't mind him fiddling with his hood a bit to attempt to hide his embarrassed look. ]

[frosti]

No problem da?

( Like a creepy aurora he steps closer and even hugs the smaller man. Yup so not creepy. )

[sleepygunsman]

[Oh wow that doesn't help with anything. At all. He'll just be giving you a confused look now.]

......?

[frosti]

( And he doesn't let go. <3 )

[sleepygunsman]

[Ooookay. This is getting weird. Lace tries to gently wiggle out of his hold.]

Can't move....

[frosti]

Why would you want to?

[sleepygunsman]

I like moving...? Why don't you want me to move?

[frosti]

Because I'm hugging you!

[sleepygunsman]

But I don't know you... Why would you hug me?

[Is this normal? If it is Lace needs to get out more. ]

[frosti]

Because you're so cute.

[sleepygunsman]

So if something's cute you're allowed to touch it?

[He'll remember that when he sees a kitty or any fluffy animal. ]

[frosti]

Da! Why not?

[sleepygunsman]

Because they might not like it?

[frosti]

Oh well~

[sleepygunsman]

But you're too warm. I'm over heating...