Just sharing his opinion.

[kartoffelstampfer]

Your reactions are embarrassing. You send me there. You chose the year. Admittedly, two or three years earlier would have been preferable, but the decision has been made. Now make sure to straighten out that mess and stop pitying France. Or England. Or anyone. It's a sign of weakness and I have no use for a weak soldier. Focus and get your mind in order!

And stop giving me that look. I'm fine. And so will you be as long as you don't grow any strange ideas. Just do your job. And do it correctly. Now go.

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mun has sudden sense of deja vu

[awesomemich]

Strange ideas? Oi! Don't get my mun started on strange ideas! She already has several!!

[moimin_papa]

That was a hard time for all of us. I think the person stuck in it would be the one that I would be most worried for.

[unionjackoff]

If it makes you feel better, my Lady has desperately been wanting to canon update me and bring me up to speed. I don't need your pity, kraut. Don't feel like you have to waste any energy on me.

[kartoffelstampfer]

I never said I pity you, England. But there is a certain kind of energy I wouldn't mind wasting on you.

[Note the glare. And better stay out of his reach.]

Now where might that come from...?

[kartoffelstampfer]

As if our situation could get any stranger, brother.

[kartoffelstampfer]

Was, huh?

[Yeah. To him it's still the present. You talk like his older self, so he gets that... Somehow.]

[unionjackoff]

[he has the 'come and get me' face on]

Oh, yeah?

[kartoffelstampfer]

Ja.

[Don't give him that look. Or he actually may come over to you. And you don't want that.]

[unionjackoff]

[maybe he does want that. because he really has no qualms about kicking nazi germany in the face]

Well, whomever pities me, I don't need it. You're the one I pity more.

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Well. He can have that. Because Germany is coming right over now. Seemingly collected, still. But you know that he inwardly wants to break your very nose on the spot. He stops just at arm length, cold eyes still glaring.]

Oh. I wonder why that may be.

[unionjackoff]

[so Germany beats him in height. he just stands as tall as he can. aloof]

Two reasons: first, if you are unable to work with the rest of us on the island, you will have no allies.

I think I had a dream you posted this... I have weird dreams

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese... Don't say it like that, she might take it as a challenge!

[kartoffelstampfer]

And the second?

[Less a question, more a warning. He has his right fist ready to fly up in your jaw.]

[unionjackoff]

[okay, he's just being an arse here, for sure. he feels he deserves it since, you know, you were already gunning for him]

...If you harm me in any way, your brother will kick the snot out of you.

okay, thats weird enough. Don't you dream of me!

[kartoffelstampfer]

A challenge to make this even stranger?

1/2

[kartoffelstampfer]

2/2

[kartoffelstampfer]

[And up comes that fist. Right towards your jaw. With more strength behind the blow than originally intended, but it's not like Germany cares. It's the only reply you get from him for that.]

[unionjackoff]

[he was totally asking for it! maybe England just wanted a fight tonight because he's upset. he wants to punch and kick and then drink away his anger. hell, even if he loses, it's still a fight!

the fist connects and England is sent several steps back. but he doesn't fall over. he rights himself quickly and rubs at his jaw, gleeful that he can now retaliate. he's smaller than Germany, but that means he is faster. England rushes at the taller country and jumps with the intention of slamming his boot in his face]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Germany doesn't dodge the kick, even if it would have been simple enough. Rather, he allows the kick to meet its target. Though the nation himself remains rooted to te spot, both feet set firmly on the ground even if his head is knocked back.

He brings his hands up before England can crash into him for good. His right moves quickly to close around England's ankle tightly, planning to jerk it up and around with the momentum of England's very own movement only to send the other to the ground with added force.]

[unionjackoff]

[it was something he was expecting. but even when Germany grabs his ankle, he's fast to catch some of Germany's hair before the other can toss him far]

[moimin_papa]

Mm, for me it was almost 70 years ago.

[kartoffelstampfer]

I heard of that. Time differences... 70 years ago... [That's almost his current ago.]

[moimin_papa]

Things are better now. We're getting on better. Mostly, anyway.

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Letting out a deep growl, Germany smashes England down on the ground, which send himself down just as well, but he tries his best to at least crash shoulder-first and with all his weight into the other nation. Because Germany knew fully well he was heavier than England.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

It... Probably wasn't possible for things to get even worse. [And he glances away a little, crossing his arms.] We do what we must. But the future is not mine to bother with yet.