On adding him to the muse box

[inhenrywetrust]

Well love, here we are.

You've got me now.

So tell me, what are you going to do with the renegade vampire who doesn't sparkle, brood, or has copious amounts of bedroom antics ... well. All right. Two out of three isn't bad.

Still doesn't mean I've got a pot to piss in, though.

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[aboloshisthedead]

[Henry! What are you doing here you ninja!]

Discussing your...bathroom behavior in public is often frowned on, Henry.

[inhenrywetrust]

[Being stealth, naturally.]

Still a man of your time, Abraham? Not to worry - I merely imply, nothing more. Especially not for your delicate sensibilities.

[aboloshisthedead]

[Don't do dat man, you might risk giving old men heart attacks. :|]

At least I continue to carry and hold on to my senses, unlike certain people here that I do not wish to name.

Now tell me, what is your mun going to do with you?

[inhenrywetrust]

[This is why old men need to stick to their training. That way vampire ninjas can't sneak up on them.]

I hold onto my senses like you hold onto the idea that a beard makes you look distinguished. [quiet, more honest.] I've missed you, old friend.

She hasn't decided. She's giving me the same test I gave you, so many years ago. She's sitting back and seeing just what I can do.

[aboloshisthedead]

[Pff, and Henry isn't an old man?]

I don't understand what there is to miss.

Yes Henry, show your mun exactly, everything that you can do. As well as how you do it. [No, no there is no innuendo in there. So shush.]

[inhenrywetrust]

[He's not old he's 'well-preserved'.]

You know what I mean.

[And there's a smirk.] I would be more than happy to show off my skills, but we do need a place to do so. She's decided Bakerstreet to start. Get a feel for it, so to speak. [Naturally, no innuendo. Not from the President, nope.]