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The usual? Get a client and cause some Hell.

[This is the mildly unimpressed brother face.]

Am I really that predictable, Pollux?

You might get pissed off if I said yes.

[pause]

Yes.

[Oh you. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING

TIE YOUR FUCKING

goddamn he needs kneepads at this rate look at him he's just going to

tie his shoe fucking hell]

We need to look into those velcro shoes for you, Jesus Christ.

[He just rolled his eyes as if they've had this conversation a million times. Which they have. And it doesn't change anything.]

The eighties have been over for a long time. Besides... [He runs his fingers along his forehead as he tries to appear suave.] If I wore them women would find me irresistible and start ignoring you.

[He needs to keep some Aspirin in his Box o' Evil, clearly.]

Maybe that's what you need, then. Some quality attention from quality women. Because, let's fucking face it: a woman who goes for a man with fucking Velcro shoes has got to be worth her weight in gold.

It just means she'd be willing to do anything. [Just the way Pollux liked them.]

Besides, what do you know about quality?

[Oh no. When he lifts this eyebrow...dramatic things happen. Like city buses exploding or choir girls creaming their K-Mart granny panties with floral patterns.]

You run in the same circles I do, bro. That question reflects on you, too.

Want to ask it again?

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[Well now that he said bro this shit was on.]

Did you miss it the first time? I read somewhere that hearing is the first thing to go...

[He loves you, big brother. He really does.]

[Shit in his diaper, you mean, Pollux plz.]

First thing to go in regards to what?

[call him old

just you dare]

I have to explain everything to you in detail now?

[All of the implications. All of them.]

Oh, Pollux. [Just going to squeeze his bony, loser shoulder like a bro.] You don't have to do anything for me.

[Ow. He tried not to wince, like this was a big game of chicken.]

Not yet anyway.

[Under pressure yet?]

"Yet"? What's that supposed to mean?

[When it got to be too much he jerked out of his hold, that grumpy look on his face.]

Can't stay young forever.

[Come on, Polly. He really does love you. Forever and ever. Across the stars and so forth and so on.]

If you think I'm going to be some fucking cripple in twenty years who needs his ass wiped, I'm going to be insulted.

I do that already when you're wasted. [He actually doesn't, but it was funny to poke him like that.]

[.....................]

You're fucking joking.

[Right? is totally hanging there because he has to be joking. He hires whores for this!]

... [Okay, he's trying to hide his smile behind his fingers with a ducked head.]

[That's what he thought.]

If I didn't love you, you know what would happen to you, right?

Yeah, yeah.

[He's not impressed, because Castor has never given him a real reason to fear him. He was a good big brother.]

[Castor needs his ego fed once and while. Sorry.]

Don't yeah, yeah me like that, it's unattractive. Christ.

[That's what you hire whores for.]

Yeah, yeah.

[icon]

Oh look, I'm still attractive.

[There's a groan as he pulls on his front pocket.]

What the fuck did you spill on your shirt?

[Nothing.

He spilled nothing.

But the moment he looks down, Castor will so bop him on the nose. Pretty sneaky, bro!]

[Of course he fell for it, and swore under his breath when he did.]

Real mature, bro.

[♥]

Fucking God, I love doing that.

I think you should've gotten over it the first million times.

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I think you should've learned not to be such a gullible little shit by now.

Fine. I'll stop trusting you.

[oh no!]

The only time you should stop trusting me, Pollux, is the day I die.

... [Oh, man. Why does Castor say the most goddamn perfect shit sometimes? Warms his little coal black heart right up.]

Yeah. I know.

[Santa doesn't give out coal as black as Pollux's stupid heart. Best family ever :')]

Good.

Now. Let's fuck some shit up, yeah?

[♥]

Yeah. [That stupid excited smile.]

Waiting seems to be the usual answer.

[Someone's pretty.]

Waiting for what though?

All the necessary elements for a classic Greek tragedy.

Greek tragedy. I get it, Castor and Pollux, the constellation, sons of...the lightning guy. Very witty, you.

Zeus. And that's not why I said it, but sure, we'll go with that.

.. You're really named for one of them? I'll have to let them know, they'll be flattered.

[Oh no. The pretty titless woman is out of her fucking head. Just the way Castor likes his peaches.]

...right. Yes. It's just me and Pollux, the Troy brothers. Yeah, I know, it's a theme naming and all, but I'm sure the other Castor and Pollux you know will just be thrilled.

[Because, aw, he'll play along with her qt crazy game.]

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HOLY SHIT someone plays Pollux!?!??! amazing omg!

SHUT UP YOU TROLL

i'm telling dad!

let's be honest; you probably killed dad

there are zeuses around, fool

oh damnit I forgot we're sons of gods :(

clearly we should make mcu aus of them y/y

jdklsfds oh yes totally but can I use comic pbs please just to fuck with erryone's head

http://www.comicvine.com/legion/29-13349/ use this guy

Perfect.

castor would obvs be the ghost rider guy

well yeah, duh.

BUTT wat r their kewl superhero names becuz these are good them aus ok

cas can be ghost rider and pollux can be BANE idk

bane is DC you silly bitch which means we'd be doing a crossover au SO ORIGINAL OMG

aww YEAH. we're edgy.

nah we're fucking tryhards having too much fun and looking stupid with those icons (you're stupider)

no YOU

butwhytho

cuz

we should make mcu au face/off 2!!!

OH GEE WHAT A SWELL IDEA

don't be so eager beaver cleaver

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you rang? C:

wow sorry this is so late

<3

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