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Hi, I believe the word you're all looking for is "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed from a lifetime of musing. Tragic irony or poetic justice? You tell me.

Odd as it may seem Mundane, We're very much alike. We're both monsters, only you're kind are well-respective ones and I am to date not...

What do I want, you ask? Why just to get a little acceptance and some respect. And maybe to share some of my pain with others...

Just look at all the pretty people with happy lives here... I wonder how they would feel if their parents had abandoned them as infants in the sewers to die because of how they look...

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Oh, great. Another Mr. Philosophy.

That's a tall order there, acceptance, respect, and pain?

Do you know of this great invention called a 'shower'? You should look into it.

Heh, funny guy. Still could be worse, My nose could be dripping blood right now...

No, wrong. It already is worse. You're simply repeating things you've already said before. If you're going to exist at all, despite the fact no one wants you, then the least you could do is be somewhat original. A concept that, I see, has escaped whatever bundle of cells you call a brain.

Ahh kids these days, no manners at all. [reaches for one of his umbrellas.] How about I shown you a magic trick?

... How about you don't, and say you did?

Oh, so you're not just some dim-witted, well-dressed pinhead who'd walk right into that. Alright how about this then, mind your manners around my person or I'll have my circus friends pay you a vist in the middle of the night. Or better still, how about pulling all the skeletons out of your closet. I'm very good at finding where their hidden. Let's see, kidnapping, illegal experimentation, perjury, corruption, attempted murder... Starting to get the picture, Doctor?

Are you trying to threaten me with that? You should do your homework, Oswald. Your information is outdated. I've more than served my time for that. As for my manners, well I will say this: of the two of us, who is nearly immortal, and who is a bloated disgusting lump of penguin meat? Exactly.

Okay, look. I understand that you got dealt a bad hand. Nobody should be left to die just because of their appearance. I feel for you, I really do. It's that 'sharing pain' thing that makes people dislike you.

If you hadn't done the whole super-villain act, people would've accepted you. For crying out loud, I count a shape-shifting martian whose normal appearance is rather disturbing as a close friend.

Oh, oh. Perhaps a little party is in order, hmm? A little, hah, excitement to kick things off, yes? Just think, just think what a monstrous party it could be. Oh yes, oh see, you know, it will be hilarious.

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