elvenking: (A very royal headache.)
Thranduil ([personal profile] elvenking) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-08 03:37 pm
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His Woodland Majesty is getting a headache and doesn't think that nickname is cute or funny.

Your reservations against finding a place for me are noted. I am willing to wait, but you grow restless. When you are restless, young mistress, all your muses become impatient, or at least the mortal ones. Consider this.

You hestitate to let me out because there are so few "canonmates" available that I would know mutually, due to your stubborn insistence that I come from not a moment after the end of Bilbo Baggins' notable adventures. It will be a year and a half till the second film is released, but only a few months till the first. By then, surely there will be a flood of such. [Mostly, no doubt, dwarves he doesn't remember the names of, but still.]

However, there is likely to also be a flood of Elvenkings appearing then. If I am to suffer the fate of Rob Anybody Feegle, who you have said you are going to bring somewhere for nearly a year now and never have, perhaps you should at least choose to play me at a time when I am not already everywhere at once. Moreover, it is entirely possible that to place me in a game with Thorin Oakenshield would be unwise. [Spoken as a true deadpan this-Elf-seen-it-all understatement.] Waiting for such a thing would be folly.

Now, what else is there?

Ah yes, the "played by." In that, I cannot help you, nor can all the wisdom of the Eldar.

[Thranduil could sound sympathetic, but it would be a waste of effort.]

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