haaahahahsdjlkf I should be sleeping. canon is Ib.

[pediophobia]

Um... while I do appreciate your enthusiasm, shouldn't you be getting some rest...? With all due respect, you're starting to sound a little bit loopy.

...

You just told your entire friends list that you would kiss any one of them, "no joke." [SIGHHH] Go to sleep. I'll still be here when you wake up.

-- ah, and, by the way, while we're here... aren't you a little bit old to be calling me "onii-san"? Especially given the age you've assumed for me.


...


[another sigh.]

Well, whatever you say. Now, get some rest.

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[a_real_girl]

Oh like you don't like her calling you onii-san, Garry.

cries

[pediophobia]

... !! [OH SHIT IT'S MARY. he tenses visibly.] I'd ask exactly how in heaven's name you're here, but... honestly, this is far from the strangest thing I've seen.

[a pause.]

And just what do you mean by that?

[a_real_girl]

I think Garry has a little sister complex~

[pediophobia]

I have no such thing!

[a_real_girl]

Oh?

[Have a Mary coming up to you and hugging your arm Garry.]

Onii-san I'm kind of scared of being out in the real world now, but you'll protect me, right?

[pediophobia]

[STRANGER DANGER

he sputters, completely unsure of how to respond to that. on the one hand, it's Mary. It's Mary.

but... on the other hand, she really is alone out here, and she probably has no idea what the outside world is like.

he settles on not quite pulling away, but straightening his back, a hand propped at his hip.]

Well, that... that depends! Do you have any intention of waving that knife of yours around at me left, or are you quite done threatening a stranger's life now?

[a_real_girl]

[She frowns at that and looks genuinely sad.]

I didn't want to hurt you or Ib but I was so lonely and sad. I wanted to be part of the real world but the only way to do that is by replacing someone that was already there.

So no, I'm not going to hurt you or Ib.

[pediophobia]

[... his face softens considerably. ... well. ... fine. he rests a hand on her head.]

Alright. But, you know... there were far less dangerous ways you could have gone about it.

[a_real_girl]

Would someone willingly stay in that place forever?

[Really she saw no other way.]

[pediophobia]

I... I'm not sure. But couldn't you have just asked nicely, rather than stealing people away and hurting them?

[a_real_girl]

You were the only real people that ever came in. I didn't want to play around and for you to leave me in there. You would of left me all alone again!

[pediophobia]

...

... look... I'm sorry that you were alone. But you should understand that what you did was dangerous. [YOU KILLED ME]

[a_real_girl]

I just wanted to be real. I was tired of being just a painting.

It doesn't matter though, you and Ib killed me in the end and then I was here.

[pediophobia]

[ugh stop making him feel bad YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM THAT ONE TIME. COME ON.]

... well. The important thing is that we're all here now, and, as far as I can tell, we're all safe and intact. Maybe now you can experience a little bit of freedom, hmm?

[a_real_girl]

Yeah this way I'm the same as everybody else.

[OH LIKE YOU WOULD OF STAYED WITH THE DOLLS.]

[pediophobia]

[HA HA HA HA NOPE SURE WOULDN'T HAVE]

That's right. So... Mary. Does your mundane have any plans for you now?

[a_real_girl]

[THEN YOU SIR HAVE NO ROOM TO COMPLAIN.]

Not right now, he's sort of waiting to see where we're popular at. He doesn't want to go in with no one knowing me.

a girl mun playing Garry and a boy mun playing Mary... #good

[pediophobia]

Ah, that does make sense. My mundane isn't entirely sure where she can apply for me, given information on our canon beyond what the mundanes see is a bit... limited.

As it should be :P

[a_real_girl]

My mun knows there are some places though. He knows of one called Three Step Paradise.

This is the best fandom.

[pediophobia]

Three Step Paradise...?

Yes, yes it is. and it has gotten more popular lately it looks like.

[a_real_girl]

Yeah it's one where you get called there by the gods of that world or something. There's another one like that called Thusia but he doesn't know for sure if you can go.