Thinking about sirenspull.

[wallysworld]

You're thinking about sending me to...Canada? Not just Canada, but one where monsters come out at night? And that's not mentioning all the other stuff that goes on there and I'm not sure that I'll know anybody at that place!

Dude, this is so not a good idea. [He mumbles something about hoping his mun's laziness kicks in or someone else beats them to the punch.]

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[backwordscompatible]

So...basically, like a Canadian version of Gotham?

[wallysworld]

That depends; does Gotham have a high rate of human experimentation and slavery going on as well?

[backwordscompatible]

You never know.

[wallysworld]

Good point. [Because who knows what truly goes on in Gotham. Besides Batman, of course.]

Those things aren't exactly frowned upon at this place, though.

[backwordscompatible]

That's just plain creepy.

And I thought a horror-filled space ship was bad.

[wallysworld]

At least you're in space? [It beats Canada, right?]

The two factions that run this place support either slavery or human experimentation on people with powers. And the monsters show up every night and will keep coming back night after night even if you kill them. Fun place, right?

[backwordscompatible]

Trust me. I've probably spent more time in the medical center than watching the stars.

...tell me again why your mun chose this place to send you?

[wallysworld]

That's not good.

[He shrugs.] My mun said it sounded like a good idea at the time.

[backwordscompatible]

And what time was this, three in the morning?

[wallysworld]

Pretty much. But it seems like a night's sleep hasn't changed their mind.

Maybe I'll get lucky and my mun won't finish the app in time. Would give me more time to convince them to send me somewhere else.

[backwordscompatible]

Saved by laziness. It suits you.

[wallysworld]

And what exactly do you mean by that, Zatanna? Are you suggesting that I'm lazy myself?

[backwordscompatible]

I would never suggest such a thing, Wally.

I'd let Artemis do it for me.

[wallysworld]

And what makes you so sure that she'd agree with you?

[backwordscompatible]

Because I know her. And you. And how you two act around each other.

[wallysworld]

Then you also know that when she calls me annoying she really means to say that I'm irresistible. So what she says doesn't necessarily mean that's what she really thinks when it comes to me.

[backwordscompatible]

Yes, it does.

[wallysworld]

[He crosses his arms in front of his chest and pouts.]

Does not. [So mature, this one.]

[backwordscompatible]

Should I go ask her?

[wallysworld]

[/this face, Zatanna.]

Or you could just take my word for it?

[backwordscompatible]

Mmm...I suppose. Just this once.

[wallysworld]

Now if you'd just take my word about magic not being real.

[backwordscompatible]

[Ugh. Not this again.]

Kind of hard when I sort of spent my whole life studying it.

[wallysworld]

Or studying what you believe to be magic. Doesn't mean that's what it really is.

...But I guess I can admit this one time, and only to you, that there's a very slight chance that magic could possibly be real.

[backwordscompatible]

And I guess that's as good as I'm gonna get, isn't it?