finished her playthrough and no one gives a shit but me

[commonbrand]

"...and we rode off into the sunset on hallaback."

Okay that's uh, cute in a stupidly cheesy way I guess...but how exactly would that work? I know a halla can hold an elf, but a dwarf too?

Nnnnno, don't think so. I'd probably have to be lifted up and everything too and I don't like the idea of being carried.

Everything's too sodding tall topside, I swear.

So yeah, congrats, go to bed, and quit embarrassing yourself. It's not like anyone else cares.

Comments

[epicchesthair]

A halla? What, one of those twisty-horned deer things? I'm with you there. Feet are better off on the ground.

As for the everything being too sodding tall, look at it this way: when you're easily overlooked, you can get away with a lot more. Heh.

[commonbrand]

Yeah, they were all over the Dalish camp. Never saw one before in my life and by the Stone they looked weird. The ground's more trustworthy than some animal that could toss ya if it wanted to. I never had any problems with walking.

[she smirks at that and crosses her arms. oh she likes you already.]

You can rob a man blind before they even think to look down, it's true. But when it comes to talking to humans it's a real pain in the neck. And don't get me started on the kossith.

[Sten, she loves you but seriously...]

[ladyspitfire]

It sounds like quite the fantastic tale, though I doubt anyone would be able to believe it.

[commonbrand]

And what makes you say that?