Preston Marlowe (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-07-02 12:53 am
deadliestberet) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-02 12:53 am
Preston Marlowe goes to Equestria and other nonsense that leads to his protesting.
....Mun, please no, I don't care if you find it extremely amusing. And I already know that you are most certainly not one of those so called "bronies". So why do you find it so amusing? It's not exactly what a person would call a good story either.
Er, also...could you stop sending me to apocalyptic places? You and I both know that I will never be able to actually face down one of those "eldritch horrors". If you really want to keep playing me then could you...m-maybe, send me to somewhere relaxing? Like that village that you sent that police officer to? O-or maybe that one town with the pink houses and the landlord? Th-that looked rather peaceful. At least there I wouldn't have to slip with a knife under my pillow all the time...No, not Mayfield, you know which one I'm talking about mun.
...A-and for the last time, would you please stop laughing over that story?
Er, also...could you stop sending me to apocalyptic places? You and I both know that I will never be able to actually face down one of those "eldritch horrors". If you really want to keep playing me then could you...m-maybe, send me to somewhere relaxing? Like that village that you sent that police officer to? O-or maybe that one town with the pink houses and the landlord? Th-that looked rather peaceful. At least there I wouldn't have to slip with a knife under my pillow all the time...No, not Mayfield, you know which one I'm talking about mun.
...A-and for the last time, would you please stop laughing over that story?