why am i doing this i have like one angry icon

[mechasshole]

Now, it's not to say I'm not flattered--but are you sure you're not getting ahead of yourself, young lady?

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[irohdisboat]

[He's got your number, slick. He can just be a sir and not start a fight.]

She seems to be. I just try to keep her in line.

[amon_fire]

Yeah, your daughter is pretty hot.

...

Oh, wait, forget I said that.

[amonaboat]

I had no doubt in your loyalties. You always were one of the shining stars of the revelation.

queen of my heart

[mechasshole]

Just because you don't understand why it's important doesn't mean I'll yield to every childish request, Asami! Those people--they've poisoned you. Against me, against our cause... [sigh his life is so hard] I don't even know where to begin getting you back.

[mechasshole]

[o/////o] I only hope for the day when all our loyalty and dedication will be rewarded. Too many of our Equalist brothers and sisters still live in the dark.

Re: queen of my heart

[mopedmoproblems]

I don't think I'm the one being childish here, Dad. Do you even hear yourself? Eliminating benders from the world is going to do what, stop the formation of street gangs? In case you haven't noticed, you're not a bender, and you've managed to cause plenty of damage.

[mechasshole]

I will try my best.

[amonaboat]

Indeed, but the light has finally started to show in Republic City. Soon we'll be free of the tyranny of Benders, and we will light the way for the rest of the world.

[ Oh god what is this bullshit ]

[willitbend]

Sorry, but last time I checked, it was you who was in major trouble.

[NO, FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS god damn it do none of my lives ever get good comebacks.]

[foreveryakone]

I'd rather be a relic than someone else's tool.

[amon_fire]

Okay.

Thanks, man. You're great.

[tarrlokandload]

Family. [Oh wow unintentionally OR ENTIRELY INTENTIONALLY, YOU SCHEMER low blow.] ... Yes, indeed. Family always has a way of haunting one's own design.

[mechasshole]

As befits a man of your position, of course. Shall I wish you good luck?

[mechasshole]

And now that I look at the situation, it seems like the cheap tricks that got me there could only last so long.

[willitbend]

"Cheap tricks"? You were caught red-handed.

[mechasshole]

Don't you dare speak to me like that. What I'm doing--it's for you! Your future and the world's. But it seems I may have no choice but to make you understand.

[mechasshole]

[he literally tsks] It's not as though you had a choice. Tell me, how does it feel to sit back and watch all your techniques go to dust? You're part of a dying breed, Yakone. [NO.....................]

[mechasshole]

Doing nothing more than assisting my Equalist brothers and sisters in need.

[mechasshole]

[OH, HE'LL NEVER TELL] I thought you might agree, Councilman. But there's no need to talk about it at length--I must sound like a sentimental old man.

[willitbend]

Uh-huh. Last I heard? That was still a crime.

[mechasshole]

[IT'S TWO HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLES!!]

Yes... [hiroshi sets his chin, and he looks pleased, more solid.] Yes, very soon. Finally, things will be equal.

[eatmyexhaust]

I was. Now? Now I just feel sick to my stomach.

[mechasshole]

The future will vindicate my actions. Can you say the same of yours?

[mopedmoproblems]

Going to run me over with another little project? Mom wouldn't even recognize you anymore. I know I don't.

[willitbend]

Well, considering I just exposed Amon's lies, figured out how to restore everyone's bending, and all that? Yeah, I'm pretty confident.