Canada Day

[warchangedme]

July...July first...what am I suppose to remember...


OH SHIT!


[Enjoy the fireworks and rain of candies Dear_Mun.]

Happy Birthday Canada! You are like, the best bro ever and totally forgiving of any and all screw ups in my schedule. I promise not to hit you in the face with anything or eat all the cake.

Comments

[the_maple_man]

...Thanks, America.

[Catches some candy and starts eating.]

[warchangedme]

[Launches at Canada and hugs him tight.]

Love you, bro!

[miniacreofland]

Er, Mr. America, who's Canada?

[warchangedme]

Molossia! [Hair ruffle!] He's to the north of us. Ya know. The big country in between us and Alaska.

He's a ninja, and disguises himself as me. Be nice to him today okay?

[miniacreofland]

[He just kind of ducks out of the way, absolutely no one! Touches the hair.]

Why? He sounds like a freakin' loser. And I've never seen or heard of him.

[warchangedme]

It's his birthday! You gotta be nice to people on their birthdays...

[Looking at you over his glasses rather dangerously, Molossia.] I do my best to respect you, but Canada is my brother. No matter what jabs, and jibes, we have the most in common, and have the longest unguarded border of any two nations.

Be nice, or if not that, a little respectful. Got me?

[masr]

[ serious nod. he likes canada okok. ]

[forgottenation]

What about me, Alfred?

[She knows you mean her too, Al.]

[warchangedme]

[He can't think of anyone who wouldn't like his bro. Two thumbs up, Egypt!]

[warchangedme]

[Swings her up into his arms for a nice long kiss.]

The greatest gift and honor, is having you for a neighbor, lover, sister, and friend.

[forgottenation]

[That gets a surprised sound from her before she kisses him back.]

Thank you, Alfred.

[She really means it.]

[warchangedme]

[He holds her close, rubbing his head against her's and smiling.] Your welcome.

[allurcolonies]

Well that's...uncharacteristically thoughtful of you.

[miniacreofland]

[He just pouts and looks at him from behind his awesome shades of epic.]

I don't even know who that is though, Mr. America.

[warchangedme]

[Ah, crap. Here comes the ex-girl-I-really-did-like feels.]

He's a great bro. It would be un-heroic to not do something.

H-how you doin'? You wished Mattie "happy birthday" too, yeah?

[warchangedme]

And I just told you. It's not hard. It's not like I'm asking you to send him flowers, or babysit his polar bear.

[Sigh] Just if you see him, be nice. That's all. He's not vacationing at your place or nothing.

[allurcolonies]

No, I haven't. [In fact she's still attempting to call up the image of the person in question into her mind.]

...Would it be "un-heroic"?

[miniacreofland]

Yeah, but I ain't never heard of him...or know what he looks like. If they're even a he.

[warchangedme]

Like me! He's a he! Clean out the wax in your ears!

[warchangedme]

Well, I guess you don't have to. I just thought I heard that you and him were friends, like he is with Cuba.

I dunno. Be super heroic if you did. I know I like it when girls say "Happy Birthday!' to me!

[the_maple_man]

[Good thing he's used to these hugs.]

Yeah, love you too...

[allurcolonies]

We're more like acquaintances.

...Girls say happy birthday to you?