re: reserve at mayfield_rpg

[dontcallmesammy]

No, I'm not going there. Not even if you fish around for castmates. I mean, it's not like I'm going to know most of the people you want to see, so why bother? And don't say "timeline shenanigans", either.

Besides, I thought you were going to watch everything first before you even tried apping me into any game, let alone that one. [pause] And I don't know if you've noticed, but our ideas of fun aren't exactly one and the same.

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[over_identifies]

[Have someone staring at you with a quizzical expression. She's half amused, half horrified.]

Huh.

[dontcallmesammy]

Uh...can I help you?

[You look familiar. He hasn't seen you before, though, he's sure.]

[over_identifies]

I owe my sister ten bucks.

[dontcallmesammy]

Guess so.

[He probably has a spare ten bucks around here somewhere. Hopefully.]

Hey, this might sound weird, but do I know you? In the future or anything?

[over_identifies]

Uh...how do I explain it? To quote De, "you're me...with dude parts."

Yeah. Words aren't really her thing.

[dontcallmesammy]

[Oh.]

If it helps, neither's Dean.

[over_identifies]

Yeah. I met him.

He's kinda a jerk. No offense.

[dontcallmesammy]

I know, I'm the one who has to put up with him.

[over_identifies]

I'm betting he doesn't hit on you.

[dontcallmesammy]

Not really. He hits on everyone else, though. [pause] ...he hit on you, didn't he.

[God, are you there? Sam needs a drink, now. Preferably tequila.]

[over_identifies]

Yes. It made me very uncomfortable.

[dontcallmesammy]

Yeah, uh, like I said, he does that to everyone [that's attractive]. Don't take it the wrong way.

How about your sister? She flirt with everyone too?

[over_identifies]

Oh, yeah. Big time.