HOMELESS

[of_order]

Hmm. Peculiar. I haven't traveled in a while, so I am not the best judge, but is this really how things look nowadays?

...Eh? No, no, no; I have no reason to complain. After all, I have nothing left to do. To be honest, there was never much for me to do--everything has been and will be up to Kid. No worries. I have faith.

Back to the important things! If this is the internet, where are all the cats? I will be sorely disappointed if I see none. What do you mean, what am I talking about? Cats! All I see on the internet are videos of cats.

...You mean it has other uses? Will wonders never cease?

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[ineuphony]

...! Lord Death?

[ineuphony]

And cats?

[of_order]

Oh, Maka! How happy I am to see you. Have you seen any of the cats? I was expecting the internet to be littered with them.

--Was that a joke? Littered with cats? Hmm.

[ineuphony]

( she scratches her head. )

Not exactly. The only cats I've seen is my own cat back in my apartment.

[of_order]

I suppose it is for the best. I am entirely out of cheeseburgers!

[ Lolcats and Youtube cat videos: the only things he knows about the Internet. ]

[ineuphony]

Cheeseburgers?

[of_order]

Yes, cheeseburgers!

Does...does not your cat eat cheeseburgers, Maka?

[ineuphony]

( she shakes her head. )

He eats cat food and sometimes fish. But I can make cheeseburgers for you! I've improved a lot in my cooking. I'm sure I can whip some up.

[of_order]

What a helpful girl! I can always count on you, Maka~!

[ineuphony]

( a sheepish giggle. )

Eehehe... It's nothing, really!

[symmetryguns]

[Sometimes this version of Kid really hates his mun for refusing to give him his memories back.

You, odd-looking skull-mask man, are very very familiar. This boy just can't remember why]

The internet has far more uses than simply for sharing videos of cats.

[of_order]

[ Kid what are you doing on the internet you are supposed to be on the moon!! ]

Is that so, son? How amazing! Are there videos of dogs, as well?

[of_order]

And as humble as ever. Now, how has our little top-of-the-class scythe meister been, hmm?

[ineuphony]

Content, I guess. There's definitely been a lot of ups and downs.

[symmetryguns]

[... Oh. He'll just roll with that.]

Of course there are.

[heartandsoul]

Uh...here, Lord Death. That's what my mun suggests.

[unholy_terror]

So you're the lord Death guy I've been hearing about?

[strongestcoward]

Is it really neccesarry for you to ceaselessly prattle about such empty topics? You should have gotten straight to the cats.

[soulsymmetrical]

[really, Father. really. you only focus on videos of cats!?]

As I understand it, the Internet is a versatile tool that can be used for researching, data gathering, media uploading and downloading, file sharing, social networking, and other means including various outlets of entertainment.

...Including videos of cats.

My muse made so many grabby hands but his games are currently on LJ. (Though one might move here.)

[ocd_reaper]

((OOC: Also, I need to figure out if I'm buying Kid's account here or not. So limited. ;A;))

[Kid is initially shocked to see you. It's been a long time from his perspective.]

[And considering what his mun has made him do recently in one of these games? Yeah. That earns his head tilted slightly downward in shame.]

It's good to see you well, Father.