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livestream with mcu muns of tropic thunder + cast commentary FUCKING BEGUILED

So, now they know. They know that Lincoln Osiris' dude Kirk Lazarus' face dude Robert Downey Junior is one badass mother fucker. Not that they didn't before, but...pretty sure there were tears from laughter there, whitie. Took you long enough to convince some dumbass bitches to watch it in the first place.

Like I'm not handsome enough to garner that attention. It really took all that, huh?

等待!

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So, run it by me one more time. Which dude are you again?

[Hello, handsome.]

The dude that ain't pleased you's bein' a total turdnugget to Tobey, that's what dude I am.

[ He's totally jealous about the hair, by the way. ]

Look, I appreciate what you're doing, defending your boyfriend's honor and everything. But I really don't have time for Tobey right now, okay?

...all right, I understood approximately a third of that. But I'll thank you not to call them dumbass. I like those bitches.

Bitch, are you fucking retarded right now? I got Captain Simple Stark on my hands? Tobey ain't my boyfriend, you stupid bastard, he wasn't havin' any of that shit. Talkin' about oh, all happily married with kids and Kirk, go back to your trailer, I appreciate the green bow on your dick for Saint Patty's Day, but I'm Skyping with the family, put on a shirt, you can meet them!

[oh no]

[...What.]

You off your meds or something? I got a cop buddy, well a PI really, he could get you a guy who knows another guy who could really prescribe you... something.

Look, if the voices tell you to kill the Pope? Just don't. He'll croak soon enough, break a hip. Whatever.

Oh, look who it is! Fucking Dracula, all right. Yeah, boy, but don't you turn into a werewolf? How's that work? And you got all Wolverine in your grill, and Faramir, it's like...Goddamn! Such a brilliant cast, and look at it.

ELECTRIC VAMPIRE BABIES!

[MAN that was a bad time]

Jesus fucking beshitstain, you're here? People like you? Damn, that bastard was better in The Soloist but oh no, he's based on a real motherfucker, and that guy's a real insane brother, ain't no Jamie Foxx's up in this roleplay land.

I will have nightmares now, mon ami. Thank you for those horrific images.

No, but I'm starting to think you might be.

Some advice for next time? Lose the bow. That might get you somewhere.

[Stuart why are you such an ass YOU COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING ARAGORN]

You're welcome, you blood-sucking motherfucker.

[WHAT. ARE. YOU. No, he can't figure it out. So he's going to do something extremely rare: stop talking, stare, and try to make sense of this. Did he drink too much? Get into the drugs again? If the world stops spinning, maybe this will all make sense.]

I don't know 'bout that, Tin Ass, mighta helped you get you some Rockwell panties if you were less talky talk.

[SO PLEASED]

Aw, go me. If I could get Tony STRAK to shut his flapping Gingivitis-ridden gums, I could have me a good time! Make me some crawdads, ya here?

[Who knows! Silly actors sometimes.]

So crude. I wonder if you could ever go a whole day without cursing someone's mother.

[ Dude, you so did not just go there. ]

I'm sorry. Who's having problems getting into whose pants? I don't think you realize who I am.

Wait...what?

I've never done a thing to Faramir, he's a decent fellow and fun to spar with...

...are you inebriated? [Eyebrows up] Does it work on vampires?

[He has to share a headspace with Mister Comebuckets, you can't even with his patheticness.]

Oh shit! Do you know my name, motherfucker? I am the night! Fucking Batman up in this shit!

You know, you's a lot alike. Both alcoholic player bazillionaires what use their brains to make special weapons and shit run around playin' hokey pokey with bad guys you ain't ever gonna kill...fuckers go to prison, break out, kill innocent people, rinse and fuckin' repeat. Goddamn, you's got issues.

[Shut your mouth and go fuck Nicole Kidman. OH WAIT. SHE CHOSE A COUNTRY SINGER OH GOD!]

Bitch no, I ain't inebriated. I been clean eight years! EIGHT YEARS!

[NOT A TEAM PLAYER BRO]

I weren't cursing no mothers, fool, it's just a...you know, a sayin'. Like...

I looked at Edward in the sunlight, his top button undone. He sparkled. He literally sparkled.

You feel me, whitie?

[ There's too much acknowledgement of his issues going on here. It's time to deflect. Because TONY STARK DOES NOT HAVE ISSUES, DAMN IT.

Denial is a billionaire's best friend. ]

Comic fan, huh? Batman? Great. Does that mean you go around playing dress up at all the geek conventions? Have little batsignal license plates that you and your nerd buddies think are really cool?

[W o w, Captain Simple Stark, not getting what meta is. BITCH HAVE YOU MET DEADPOOL?]

The fuck? No. I ain't got time for no comics, what off shooting movies and getting into character. I been sober EIGHT YEARS man! You can beat that? Fuck no you can't, you stupidass sonuvabitch. I'm talking Christian Bale and Liam Neeson and some good actors running around playing pew pew with Michael Caine as the butler of badassery, and that poor...you know, bringing up Heath Ledger? That's just cruel. You steppin' some lines over, my brother in face samery.

Okay, for the record, I am sober.

[ WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE'S DRUNK? ]

Are all actors as high-strung as you or what?

No you ain't. I weren't saying you were drunk now, I was saying, you know, you touch the Captain Morgan, lift up your leg, piss on nuns and cry into your shit-stained nighties because poor me, no one loves me, MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAD!

Edited 2012-06-30 04:08 (UTC)

[ Deep breath. Iron Man doesn't hit people. ]

You don't have any friends, do you?

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