Out for trolling.

[batnanny]

Young Miss,

While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I do think it's a bit misplaced. And I don't much like being called a... "troll" as it were.

'Sides, you know very well the decisions Master Wayne decides t'make, and I hardly think my commentary is undeserved. In fact, I would even say it's needed given the amount of trouble he likes to get in.

At least reconsider th'name. I'm hardly a nanny.

Sincerely,
Alfred Pennyworth

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[hackingyoursensors]

It's definitely needed. But don't tell him I said that, okay?

[batnanny]

[....Well this is new]

I certainly won't. But you're going t'have t'tell me your name first, young man.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Well now he's all sad. Look at that face.]

Dick Grayson. I live at the Manor. Or, in your case, I guess I will.

[batnanny]

At th'manor?

Would that be a blood relation or otherwise... Master Dick, as it were.

[Leaving out the part where the manor got ka-bluied]

[hackingyoursensors]

[Damn it Nolanverse!Bruce, this is why you need him. Blowing stuff up without him, man.]

No, we're not related. Bruce doesn't have any relatives. Does he?

[batnanny]

No, sir. There's only myself.

[And he was thinking more... Bruce had some unprotected relations with someone and 18 years later HI DAD.

Well at least it wasn't a case of that.]

So I guess he's taken to adoption then?

[snoring]

Witty remarks are needed for certain actions, I suppose...

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah. Four years ago.

...I may have just chortled at your user name. NGL.

[batnanny]

And it appears for certain people's actions more than others.

[Hint hint, Bruce.]

It's good t'see you well, sir.

[batnanny]

[He's kind of afraid to ask if Bruce is a good father. negl.]

Well, I suppose it'll be nice t'have an extra set of hands helping keep the house clean.

[He's joking.




I think.]

[hackingyoursensors]

[He laughs] I am the best dish dryer in Gotham.

Besides, I tag along with him when he's out on the town at night. Keeps him out of trouble. [Teasing]

I snorted at yours. I think we're even now

[snoring]

Well, I wouldn't go pointing fingers.

Good to see you too, Alfred.

[batnanny]

[.............8|]

You do realize th'fact that Master Wayne is taking along his young ward for his "nightly activities" does not put my mind at ease.

[Because. really.]

and oh hei. I creeped on you and you're usin' some of the icons I made. GLAD TO SEE THEM USED.

[batnanny]

Gettin' into just enough trouble to keep yourself occupied as usual? Or have you finally managed t'settle down somewhere quiet?

[hackingyoursensors]

Don't worry, I'm trained to watch his back and make sure he doesn't get in too deep.

Really? Which ones? You're now my favorite.

[snoring]

I can honestly say I'm somewhere quiet and settled. It's boring. I think I might need to crash a car.

[batnanny]

[..............................]

Trained, sir?

[Mumblemumblemumble]

I had no idea he intended t'raise an army.

the na_i_cons! I haven't made any alfred ones but.. Just sorta "officially" picked him up today

[batnanny]

I would strongly advise against that, sir.

Perhaps polo would be a better choice?

[hackingyoursensors]

One kid isn't an army.

And I'm kind of a special case.

They're fantastic icons that's why I use them yup. ...Alfred's amazing

[snoring]

I'm still not learning polo, Alfred.

[batnanny]

Really? You'll have t'excuse me if I find that a bit hard t'believe.

[HE KNOWS BRUCE. HE KNOWS THESE THINGS DON'T JUST HAPPEN ONCE.]

[hackingyoursensors]

[And he'd be right]

We have the same reason for our choice of nightlife.

b'aw thanks ♥ I have a bruce floating around that I made 'em for.

[batnanny]

It has a much lower death toll than crashing cars. Not t'mention being a bit more inexpensive.

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T SEE THE BENEFITS BRUCE.]

[batnanny]

Have either one of you ever considered therapy?

[HE KIDS.
















Maybe.]

[definedbydeeds]

Me? Get into trouble?

Never. I wouldn't dream of it.

[Yeah. Absolutely.]